Brothers, stay woke.Forget forming coitus Jagaban and Igodo part 1: conqueror of the evil forest.There are some babes you'll Jam, you sef go believe.
Issa Thread
I was in my room, in final year, when he comes in and says we should go hangout and drink because "you know. No beer in heaven
😦
We liked each other. So kilonshele gan gan
"Why don't you want me? Is it my Big head? Don't you like me? Is it another guy? Tell me"
All of this i said with the best 'why are you wickeding me like this face i could muster
She lifted her face nd looked me straight in the eye.
Ha! God abeg o! Na just small love we wan love which kind an eye for an eye staring contest be this?
Next thing she said.
My spirit man was like
'For dis to work, tell me. Are you sure? Really sure You're great in bed'
Hei🙆 dis babe has touched the tail of not one but two Lions. Me? A sexual Vuga. An intercoursal IGODO? Mr all Night Long? Kai see question
In response,
But in my realest of real mind. I'm like U! Iwo! Ah! You wee see cameroon pepper.
You wee smeh ya yansh
Relationship started.
I had tried to form let's not rush things so it won't look like the sex was what i was after.
But sis showed up at my house one weather for 2 day like Destiny can be delayed not denied.
Enough of this waiting.
I too returned the favor and ate a full plate of Isiewu. Amem somebody? Emem
Then it Began.
To make matters worse, tired as I was, small touch here nd there she did, it rose again.
Homaigot!
What a betrayal penis
But babe kept riding me kpacha kpacha kpacha like those old ladies bicycle.
To worsen things. Morning no gree reach. My village people ensured we had longer 9t shorter day, cos after wat seemed like 10hours of riding it was just 5.22
Kee me plix
Meanwhile me In my mind I'm like aunty I'm Going o. Going going gone too soon
I could my headstone clearly
Here lies a man who died on Top[ nd world people will think i died a great man]
Hei Gawd! I don leave dog go let the lion out. Correct simba and scar.
FUNKE! I shouted.
And dis my people was my life 4 the next month. Day and 9t.
I go lecture come back; sex
Our eyes jam; We mekwe
She hear se. B4 you complete it as seconds; mekwe
We dey wait for water for tea to boil. We wait with sex.
Babe had excess energy,drive,zeal,passion and ambition for sex like who drink Alomo plus monkey tail, the shoulder, heart and kidney.
People will see me like, man this your final yr project is taking its toll on you oh.
At a point i was even praying to see my period.maybe madam will free me
I'm like lawd pls.
Let this bucket/Drum pass over me.
I'm someone's shild for gossakes.
I'm like see your patience ozokwor village aunty face.
Ogun! Of spice kee you dia!
Ordinary feels lyk who took Spanish fly. Now u wnt 2 add weed nd unleash d full spanish animal kingdom ba?
My shock wen we got back nd babe was like boo, kitty's back needs scratching.
Ahn! ahn! the word neva scratch kitty reach?
Kitty wen just come from church?
My spirit man shouted a victorious cha cha cha igbo kwenu
But before she left,
She wanted to do it everywhere nd way.People style, doggy style nd believe me tortoise get style; she showed me
I cannot cum and go and kee myself.
Also called Progress like guy 4 your full life no ever say you see my spec again. Tueh! Animal!
If you ever try am eh 👇
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