They are exactly what you would expect: a tour de force of brain-hurting stupidity.
Let's start with this gem from a guy in ultra-white, well-off, Chatham, NJ, praising... wait for it... Betsy DeVos.
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Giving Trump credit for things which have in no way occurred... like deploying some new ISIS strategy other than the one already implemented by Obama... or doing anything other than send mean tweets toward North Korea.
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People who try to dress up nonsense to sound NY Times-worthy.
Note: "unapologetic humanity" is my new favorite malaprop for "he's an a****** who doesn't say sorry"
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The letters from people who plead a case which actually calls into serious question the wisdom of the one man/one vote thing.
If the only two candidates who pulled you to the polls are yourself and Trump, you should be forcibly removed from the country.
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Use of words and phrases which don't exist primarily because they are insanely dumb.
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I have a feeling Daniel's real name is Ivan and by "North Syracuse", he meant "somewhere within WiFi range of the Kremlin".
He's terrible... but in a good way!
No. You're only half-right, Steve from Hampton Bays.
The brainwashed aging Fox News viewer.
Annie here is - at the youngest - 78 years old but she's sure the Sharks and the Jets are rumbling in every town square.
Dane here saw his town fall into decay because of opioid addiction... and he's glad Trump is fixing that by doing stuff having nothing to do with what he cited as the problem.
No, it is NOT the new smart. It is still dumb. Dumb is dumb. Dumb will continue to be dumb. At no point now or in the future will a leader's stupidity be a freaking feature.
These letters were exactly what they were always going to be:
A tragicomic tour of ignorance, cognitive dissonance and illogic so profound, I truly wonder how these people manage to function in society.
Oh, and NYT, this was a sh**show.
Stop it.