Waking back tonight in Rome we stumbled upon the spot where Caesar was knifed. In doing a little research, we found that 7,144 Google users rated it an average of 4.4. The literal spot Julius Caesar was killed: 4.4. I have nothing to say about this, except, maybe, welcome to now.
“Rome? HELLO, everything is, like, OLD. Update much? 3 STARS.”
To be honest - the idea that it’s even RATED just seem hilarious to me. Like - RATED. It’s just so ridiculous. “Coliseum. One word: BROKEN. Rating: meh.”
*walking. But, yeah.
From @phimema 
Just in case anyone is wondering: the Mohave Desert is better than the Atlantic Ocean.
As expected, the Grand Canyon KICKS ASS over the Great Pyramid. #MAGA
And THIS place? Totally in ruins. Minus 2 stars. Also, the name? HELLO, there’s already a Coliseum in Los Angeles. Minus 1 for originality. Plus: it totally rained. Not its fault, but still, not cool. Total: 1.5 stars. Not coming back.
I call this one “Roman Takes Selfie With Bird”
