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Sorry for not updating in a while. The reception up here is terrible and I haven't been able to get Twitter to load all that often. At least there's lots of wine in the cellar, so I haven't been too bored.
I've mostly been trying to keep busy getting the house in shape to sell. A realtor is supposed to come up here next week to help me formally list it, which is good because I'd like to get out of here.
But there's something weird about the town down the road that I can't figure out. I've been getting cabin fever pretty bad, so the other day I drove into town to have breakfast and wander around a little bit to get my mind off things.
There's only one restaurant in the whole town from what I can tell. I went in there to eat and the whole experience was...sort of bizarre? I'm not really sure how to explain it.
Anyway, I ordered the eggs benedict off the menu. The waitress had a pretty chilly attitude but nothing out of the ordinary. But then she brought out my food.
They'd totally forgotten the eggs on my eggs benedict. It was just ham and hollandaise. 
I called the waitress back and told her she'd forgotten my eggs, and all she said was, "We don't have that." I asked how a diner could be out of eggs, especially early in the day. She just said "sorry" and walked away. It was so weird.
I was confused so I took a second look at the menu. I realized the description doesn't actually list eggs in the benedict. And then I realized eggs aren't listed ANYWHERE on the menu. Even in the sides.
What kind of a diner doesn't have eggs at all? That might make sense in a vegan restaurant or something but they have meat all over the menu. I can't figure it out.
Also, on my way out, there was this family in a booth sort of watching me leave. They were all being really quiet in a sort of obvious way. They had two twin girls with them. I'm definitely not coming back here.
I was thinking about it the whole way home. There are too many things that don't make sense, and I don't feel any closer to figuring it out. But one thing seems clear: I'm not welcome here.
When I got home, I found something folded up and wedged in my front door near the handle.
Someone clearly wants me gone.
It was written on the back of a tag of some sort? I suspect it was that eyeless woman from before. I haven't seen her but I think she's still out there.
I think something bad is coming. I'm gonna go pop another bottle of wine. I don't know what else to do right now.
