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Hillary: “I voted numerous times to build a barrier (wall) to prevent illegal immigration...”

Chuck Schumer: Those who cross the border illegally are illegal aliens..”

Obama: “...we can not allow people to pour into the US ..undocumented”
These prominent Democrats and *squints* ex-President were obviously hacked by the Russians.
In a shocking twist it was found that *some* Democrats wanted to possibly obey the laws of the land.

#Resistance hardest hit.
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My youngest son was asking me what rattle snake tasted like and I said “basically chicken”

He said “If so many ‘delicacy’ meats taste like chicken, why isn’t chicken a delicacy?”

🤔 Smart kid.
Rattle chicken
Have you ever tasted frog? I rest my case.

Delicacy chicken by granny
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This is a new series I’m calling ‘Dank Reviews’

Today on ‘Dank Reviews’.......

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They’re gonna lie about it for weeks but here’s the simple facts, we don’t give a crap about AOC dancing, it was funny imho, we do care about her trash Socialist opinions tho.
Also, not many of us care that Rashida Tlaib said a cuss word, it’s just kinda funny she called for impeachment right out of the box.

We all know why, it’s the real problem we have with her, to sweep the anti-Semitism she has under the rug.
Side note: We have the exact same problem with Ilhan Omar.

Besides many other things she has done she is also anti-Semitic.
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#Repost @GrrrGraphics
#TuesdayThoughts #BenGarrison #Cartoon 👉 #FakeNews at the #Border
cue the hand-ringing and gnashing of teeth by Liberal #FakeNewsMedia
#Caravan #BorderShutdown #BuildTheWall #1
On Sunday between five hundred and a thousand caravan migrants carrying their country’s flag bull rushed the border. They screamed profanities and hurled rocks and bottles at the brave Border Patrol men and women protecting our nation. #2
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Breaking overnight: Once again, the courts save humanity from Donald Trump....and they're just not wasting time anymore! #TuesdayThoughts #Immigration #SouthernBorder
washingtonpost.com/nation/2018/11…
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1) In every aspect of our lives, Americans are waking up to all the corruption that has occurred in the past 30 years. When it comes to Immigration, 84% of Americans want ICE to be able to do their job and that there aren’t any Sanctuary Cities. Over 70% want
2) those that cross our border illegally to be sent the hell back from wherever they came from. 89% of Americans don’t mind having to pay more to get our Manufacturing industries back.
3) 65%+ realize that the Muh Russia investigation that began under BHO was a coup against our current President. Mueller, the FBI etc. are hated and despised.

November 6, 2018 will be the beginning of the Democrat Party going extinct. It will be finished on November 3, 2020.
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#BREAKING Trump gives in, drafts Executive Order to temporarily stop separating families at the border, per @MSNBC. So no more children as political hostages. But they’ll continue treating refugees as a whole as criminals? #CollectivePunishment #WorldRefugeeDay #Immigration
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So open cruelty may end but apparently “zero tolerance” won’t. 2500 children have already been separated from families. Crisis & incompetence remains as long as US criminalizes refugees. #WorldRefugeeDay
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Details matter, and from what I can see people are playing very fast and loose with the details.

Trump's policy is 100% prosecution for those caught crossing illegally.

Showing up at a port of entry asking for admittance to seek asylum is not illegal, however.
Trump's 100% prosecution policy for illegal border crossers is where the family separation comes from.

Port of entry parolees or admits w/referral to removal proceedings are not resulting in family separation.
You've conflated those who cross the border illegally and then seek asylum with those who appear at a port of entry and ask for admittance to seek asylum. Two different groups, and they're subject to different immigration processes.
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On Asylum Seekers & Family Separation (thread)

There has been a lot of discussion about family separation at the border, & while I’m thankful for those contributions, I have seen almost no one address the prosecution of asylum seekers & separating them from their children. /1
Since AG Sessions’ announcement of the “zero-tolerance” policy for prosecuting those who cross the border illegally it is becoming clear that asylum seekers have been included in the arrests as well. thejusticeconference.com/2018/05/need-k… /2
This is not an entirely new problem. Under previous administrations asylum seekers have been wrongfully prosecuted for “illegal” entry.

oig.dhs.gov/assets/Mgmt/20… /3
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