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should I risk brain damage checking this out and report back y/n
I hate you all so very much

stay tuned
this place rules so hard
ratio this man
learning so much, never coming back to twitter
whoa take it easy on your treasoning jill
these are my new friends now you are all dead to me
happy MLK day
my new home is a boomer fentanyl factory
when you search “usapatriot”
I DEMAND TO SPEAK TO A MANAGER
goddamn content goldmine
extremely here for some sex
debbie downer here, this place is called TRUMPTOWN, respect the brand
my first post I’m so nervous what if I did the trumptowning wrong
sweet jesus
ok I don’t know how much longer I can do this I’m starting to feel like my brain is at the end of the movie annihilation
does anyone know status of wall
this guy is just going for it, beginning to fear my first post sucked
feeling conflicted between my desire to fit in and my dislike of narcing, may just call and hang up
oh fuck crisis in trumptown
calm down cathy just call the hotline
thank you everyone you’ve been great tip your servers
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Kilgore Trout
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nancy broke what was left of his brain
trump’s entire life has been a giant cycle of careening from old self-created crisis to new self-created crisis, perpetually evading consequences by funneling all attention & energy into the newest craziest thing but by shutting down the govt. he broke his own escape mechanism
he cannot evade the previous crisis until the govt. comes back online, which means he’s forced into the most unfamiliar and terrifying position of being forced to face consequences
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Kilgore Trout
@KT_So_It_Goes
merry shitpostmas friendos
not gonna lie to you, watching trump spend christmas eve in obvious misery while dunking on himself nonstop absolutely rules and I hope it never ends
it’s kinda like watching the scene from a christmas carol where scrooge dines alone except if scrooge never had any decency in his past to make him worth a redemptive visit by the spirits
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Kilgore Trout
@KT_So_It_Goes
big news everybody, after a two week cooldown love is in the air again
this stuck up bitch is not adequately impressed with my majestic swan
our love’s first true test
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