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Your deer SO's horns are short. They're non-binary. Sometimes people ask if they're real. Those people are ignored. Come Valentine's day, you surprise them with heart-shaped bangles. They jingle with happiness.
When you spam Down+B as Pikachu in Smash this grace vanishes slightly.
Once again I'm doing these periodically all day, and if you want one you can head over here!