- Days until Brexit: 32
- Working days until Brexit: 23
- Days since referendum: 976
- Cross-party MPs quitting their parties: 12
- Trade deals: 8 out of 40+ needed (+EU missing too, of course)
- Bribe to DUP: £1 billion
- No deal prep: £4.2 billion
- Agreements: 0
- Meaningful votes: 1 (lost by a historic margin)
- Skipped votes: too many to count
- SIs: 192 out of 451 passed
- Brexit economic damage: estimated £40 billion
- City assets moving to EU27: estimated 10% (£800 billion)
- Police seconded to NI from other parts of the UK in event of no-deal: 1,000+
- Number of petrol stations that will be providing rationed petrol in NI in event of no-deal: 75
- Civil servants working full time on Brexit prep: 10,000+
- Amount UK Government is providing firms affected by Brexit (mainly customs agents): £8 million
- Number of steps required to import/export goods to the EU after no-deal: 10
- Estimated cost to businesses of extra Brexit admin/red tape: £6.5 billion/year (HMRC figure)
- Tariffs on UK cars exported to EU now: none
- Tariffs on UK cars exported to EU after no-deal: 10%
Cost of defending Government against Eurotunnel lawsuit over dodgy ferry contracts: £800,000+
Cost of keeping Parliament open over half-term: £400,000
Pieces of Brexit legislation in HOC over half-term: 0