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The Dank Knight 🦇
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This is literally the biggest self own in the history of self owns on Twitter dot com.
I honestly can’t give her the benefit of a doubt. She’s just soooooo dumb.
“I give tons of money to charity, I just don’t tell anyone about it” -AOC

*tweets to millions of followers*

My lord.
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Not today Satan, not today.
This is what's going to bring God's judgement upon man.......and we deserve our fate for this sin.
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@capeandcowell
“In all, Ocasio-Cortez spent $29,365.70 on those emissions-spewing vehicles, along with car and van rentals — even though her Queens HQ was a one-minute walk to the 7 train.”

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@capeandcowell
“I sometimes identified as Native American.....I’m not a person of color.....I try to be a friend to Native Americans”

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