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11 “Beta Tells” That Signal To Women You Are a Beta Male [in any room]
#HTGHFAOTR {Don’t twitter search this hashtag if you’re not a cs Major. It’ll be like cramming John Woodens brain into your sophomore brain bcc Wyatt Earp}
My thread at a lowest common denominator. #Ch4
#HTGHFAOTR {Don’t twitter search this hashtag if you’re not a cs Major. It’ll be like cramming John Woodens brain into your sophomore brain bcc Wyatt Earp}
My thread at a lowest common denominator. #Ch4
1/ Thirsty Beta Male Eyes. #CTCFTR
When I am by the river of puddy, I do not eyeball the GNO. Girls Night Out participants scan and archive every thing you see and focus on.
Focus on the group you’re inside of. And truly listen. This listening leads me into my next point
When I am by the river of puddy, I do not eyeball the GNO. Girls Night Out participants scan and archive every thing you see and focus on.
Focus on the group you’re inside of. And truly listen. This listening leads me into my next point
2/ Listening.
Betas are so starved that they cannot focus on the people in front of them.
Show me a person who can’t pay attention for 25-40 sec to 3-5 minutes and I’ll show you a person who cannot accomplish tasks on a 5hr makers schedule. #cs183puddy paulgraham.com/makersschedule…
Betas are so starved that they cannot focus on the people in front of them.
Show me a person who can’t pay attention for 25-40 sec to 3-5 minutes and I’ll show you a person who cannot accomplish tasks on a 5hr makers schedule. #cs183puddy paulgraham.com/makersschedule…
3/ Physiological “tells”
Your body language distributes. Both hands free is ideal. A bad beta will be double clutching a drink with one hand on the straw.
Another bad posture is one hand on the drink and the other hand propping up your weight. Or worse and elbow tripod
Your body language distributes. Both hands free is ideal. A bad beta will be double clutching a drink with one hand on the straw.
Another bad posture is one hand on the drink and the other hand propping up your weight. Or worse and elbow tripod
4/ Your smartphone is a terrible opiate.
If you’re in the room, be in the room. Your iPhone teleports you somewhere else. Working the room is a process of grinding and grinding. Opium won’t ease the difficulty of attempting an at-bat
Put the phone down and use #cs183paper
If you’re in the room, be in the room. Your iPhone teleports you somewhere else. Working the room is a process of grinding and grinding. Opium won’t ease the difficulty of attempting an at-bat
Put the phone down and use #cs183paper
5/ Take At-Bats.
Beta males will go somewhere new and never talk to anyone. Me, Mr Kraft and Rob talk to everyone.
If you’re afraid of striking out with women, whales, vVIPs and females.... point number six is for you [#ch11]
Beta males will go somewhere new and never talk to anyone. Me, Mr Kraft and Rob talk to everyone.
If you’re afraid of striking out with women, whales, vVIPs and females.... point number six is for you [#ch11]
6a/ Selling yourself means taking a lot of at bats.
The reason baseball players date the hottest women is that #LarryChiang thinks batting .935 is a bad night
The reason baseball players date the hottest women is that #LarryChiang thinks batting .935 is a bad night
6b/ A Beta Tell is the inability to say hi to new people.
Beta males hate going up to open a conversation. They’ll say, “oh I am way better in the middle maintaining an ongoing business or conversation.”
HELLOOO, the hardest part of getting wealthy is the start of startup #Ch9
Beta males hate going up to open a conversation. They’ll say, “oh I am way better in the middle maintaining an ongoing business or conversation.”
HELLOOO, the hardest part of getting wealthy is the start of startup #Ch9
6c/ So my mentor Maverick Handley stuck out four times in the Cape Cod league.
#InsideBaseball terminology, this is a sombrero (1 more than a hat trick). Then, my mentor homered to win the ⚾️ game. Beta males fold after a K
Beta males go home after one strike out
#InsideBaseball terminology, this is a sombrero (1 more than a hat trick). Then, my mentor homered to win the ⚾️ game. Beta males fold after a K
Beta males go home after one strike out
7/ Get lucky!
I am so lucky and so overrated bc I literally engineered my own luck. I can’t K! I #EUTWMPPM
I didnt fail! I just found out if #cs183puddy was fun loving, adventure seeking and rising even though in 3-8 years it’ll be the Epiphany
I am so lucky and so overrated bc I literally engineered my own luck. I can’t K! I #EUTWMPPM
I didnt fail! I just found out if #cs183puddy was fun loving, adventure seeking and rising even though in 3-8 years it’ll be the Epiphany
8/ Beta Males Can’t Fail Forward. Losers cannot fail forward. Betas just fail and then never try again
10] Betas cannot pay a compliment inside a room.
Oh but beta males sure do have criticisms. For example, “these Spanish almonds sure don’t taste as good as the ones Brady has at his house.”
Betas also have almost an impossible time saying thank you. They just ask for more
Oh but beta males sure do have criticisms. For example, “these Spanish almonds sure don’t taste as good as the ones Brady has at his house.”
Betas also have almost an impossible time saying thank you. They just ask for more
11/ Betas are just really, really bad alphas. If you’re a really good beta, you rise and become alpha of alphas because you can say aloha. See my menteoric rise!
Aloha and alpha are one letter apart
This leads me to 11b. Betas wanna be a VIP guest but cannot be a host
Aloha and alpha are one letter apart
This leads me to 11b. Betas wanna be a VIP guest but cannot be a host
11b/ There are two types of people at a party, “hosts” and ‘guests’
Guests stand around waiting for tactical execution to happen. Hosts make introductions, take pictures, appear in pictures, wrangle VIPs and say hi to wallflowers. Hosts, rise #ch4
Guess who’s beta?!
Guests stand around waiting for tactical execution to happen. Hosts make introductions, take pictures, appear in pictures, wrangle VIPs and say hi to wallflowers. Hosts, rise #ch4
Guess who’s beta?!
12/ Beta males worry about what they’re wearing.
When I met all of Eric @byrnes22 friends at Ruby Skye for Rich Aurrilia’s 2007 fundraiser at $1,000/ticket I was wearing a faded UA shirt inside out. They flipped out Luxor chips that were $500/clay chip
Women worry about this
When I met all of Eric @byrnes22 friends at Ruby Skye for Rich Aurrilia’s 2007 fundraiser at $1,000/ticket I was wearing a faded UA shirt inside out. They flipped out Luxor chips that were $500/clay chip
Women worry about this
13/ Big beta tell.
Betas try to talk to women and only women at a vip INDUSTRY networking party. Alphas talk to the most important people independent of gender
Betas try to talk to women and only women at a vip INDUSTRY networking party. Alphas talk to the most important people independent of gender
14/ Beta Males. 20 seconds into scoring a BlackJack [21], betas are celebrating & mentally checked out.
Me!?
I score a BJ every night so I sit at life’s third base (3rd base is a BJ reference) and cheer for the dealer to bust (#SextupleEntendre is a 6-way pun, intended)
Me!?
I score a BJ every night so I sit at life’s third base (3rd base is a BJ reference) and cheer for the dealer to bust (#SextupleEntendre is a 6-way pun, intended)
15/ Betas who crash a party, lie about it. Alpha who crash actively seek out the host and ask if it’s okay to “continue to crash”
This is #GuaGuaGuacamole protocol number 4, “Crasher to VIP”
This is #GuaGuaGuacamole protocol number 4, “Crasher to VIP”
16/ Betas get to a party late and sneak out early without saying goodbye to the hosts.
I get to the party 3 weeks prior. How!? I rsvp!
Puns are funny and a three way with two 9.5s is hard. But a #SextupleEntendre is what happens if you prepare to win the party #cs183PQRST
I get to the party 3 weeks prior. How!? I rsvp!
Puns are funny and a three way with two 9.5s is hard. But a #SextupleEntendre is what happens if you prepare to win the party #cs183PQRST
17/ Betas are embarrassed near a 6.0 or 7.0.
Alphas realize that there is a tipping point. Quorum is achieved when ~30% of the room wants you. Then you pick ONE
#cs183puddy
Alphas realize that there is a tipping point. Quorum is achieved when ~30% of the room wants you. Then you pick ONE
#cs183puddy
18a/ Beta are throwing Hail Mary passes in the first quarter. Zero completions
I am throwing a 4 yd screen pass for 1200 yard gain. Every. Time. There are not 11 guys who run 4.3 40s trying to impede your life’s progress.
There is figuratively no defense.
I am throwing a 4 yd screen pass for 1200 yard gain. Every. Time. There are not 11 guys who run 4.3 40s trying to impede your life’s progress.
There is figuratively no defense.
18b/ No networking Hail Marys
A Hail Mary is a wildly risky attempt at a LOOOOOONG pass. You could lose your ball. An example of a pass I hear all the time is, “I bet you get asked a lot IF your boobs are real.”
Solution: Just say aloha #ch4
A Hail Mary is a wildly risky attempt at a LOOOOOONG pass. You could lose your ball. An example of a pass I hear all the time is, “I bet you get asked a lot IF your boobs are real.”
Solution: Just say aloha #ch4
19/ If you’re a group of women talking on a table for two at a party, you’re begging to be interrupted.
Ditto the board meeting that’s having a lunch out in the open.
Betas can’t approach a no fly zone
Ditto the board meeting that’s having a lunch out in the open.
Betas can’t approach a no fly zone
20/ Betas that are hungry steal leads and skate prospects generated by the opener. Sales starting is the hardest task wrought with risk. #cs183s #RMRMRE
If you opened on #cs183puddy, that’s your sales lead. IF THE ALPHA says it’s ok, confirm 3x or lose me forever. And gifts.
If you opened on #cs183puddy, that’s your sales lead. IF THE ALPHA says it’s ok, confirm 3x or lose me forever. And gifts.
[20b] Jealousy.
As a 23yo don’t get jealous of the 33 yo with their shitake together. Be the 41 yo (who’s 33! #cs183age) as a 23 yo w/ #lyfeSkilzzz. 🐳🐥🐼
Read Jeff Slutsky’s book, *How To Get Clients* so you shift RIGHT on the Rollo Tomassi bell curve of #cs183smv
As a 23yo don’t get jealous of the 33 yo with their shitake together. Be the 41 yo (who’s 33! #cs183age) as a 23 yo w/ #lyfeSkilzzz. 🐳🐥🐼
Read Jeff Slutsky’s book, *How To Get Clients* so you shift RIGHT on the Rollo Tomassi bell curve of #cs183smv
21/ Point twenty one is a whopper.
Normally, a cliche alpha would be asking for a subscription or 3-Time payments of $35,005.09. But, I just will waive the 350005.07 and ask u say Tky to a high school teacher and dm me the screen shot
Normally, a cliche alpha would be asking for a subscription or 3-Time payments of $35,005.09. But, I just will waive the 350005.07 and ask u say Tky to a high school teacher and dm me the screen shot
6D.
Correction. I made three errors on Sunday
(forgot I dropped a ball on an attempted 3B steal
⚾️ mentor ⚾️
Correction. I made three errors on Sunday
(forgot I dropped a ball on an attempted 3B steal
⚾️ mentor ⚾️
22} Beta Tell: Hanging out only with people who look like a sibling
Alpha tell: Has [arbitrarily best] friends who *seem* buckshot random But Are Specific In Unique Commonalities #Ch4
Alpha tell: Has [arbitrarily best] friends who *seem* buckshot random But Are Specific In Unique Commonalities #Ch4
23/ Flirting too much with staff is a beta tell.
Alpha tell = courteous to staff, personalize staff requests and in nice establishments cognizant of first names. Flirt ratio of “party denizens : staff” is 5 : 1.
Alpha tell = courteous to staff, personalize staff requests and in nice establishments cognizant of first names. Flirt ratio of “party denizens : staff” is 5 : 1.
20b2]
Read Jeff Slutsky. He mentored me to walk and talk like a 40 yo when I was 19 years old. Rolex, sedan, pleated pants
Look at Lec 2-20 #ENGR145. I made kids wear a tie. Shift rt on bell curves bit.ly/buster14512v
Read Jeff Slutsky. He mentored me to walk and talk like a 40 yo when I was 19 years old. Rolex, sedan, pleated pants
Look at Lec 2-20 #ENGR145. I made kids wear a tie. Shift rt on bell curves bit.ly/buster14512v
20b3]
Confucius say: “Grey hair on a 24 yo moves him near 40”. I am and have been vagina whispering in #siliconValley since prior to @MikeJudge at HBO #CS183puddy
Confucius say: “Grey hair on a 24 yo moves him near 40”. I am and have been vagina whispering in #siliconValley since prior to @MikeJudge at HBO #CS183puddy
20b4]
I’d add “protocols” but you get the point. To repeat, the point is to augment our SMV #cs183smv
I’d add “protocols” but you get the point. To repeat, the point is to augment our SMV #cs183smv
