-Hope Hicks & Keith Schiller would still be at the White House
-He wouldn’t spout maniacal plans like dumping immigrants in cities
-He would've been autographing copies of Mueller's report 3 weeks ago
-Few people would know what SDNY’s initials stand for
-His sister would still be a judge
-He wouldn’t need to offer a pardon in exchange for breaking the law
-He wouldn't frantically tweet at midnight denying he offered a pardon in exchange for breaking the law
-He wouldn’t be shot down on ending the ACA
-He’s have 60% approval rating
-The House would’ve stayed Red
-Allen Weisselberg would not be meeting investigators
-The National Enquirer would not be up for sale
-There wouldn’t be multiple news stories about his failing mental health
-He wouldn’t be the Gimp to Putin in Helsinki
-The House wouldn't be going after his taxes
-The Inaugural fund's missing $50 million would be secret
-Michael Cohen wouldn't be telling all
-Flynn wouldn't receive a no jail recommendation for his cooperation
-Rick Gates would not have a mountain of info to share
-Manafort wouldn't be in prison
-Assange would not be under arrest
-His stupid wall would be under construction
-He wouldn't be awaiting indictment by SDNY for the crime Cohen is going to prison for
-Tantrums about closing the border & defunding Puerto Rico wouldn't happen
-Mueller's cases wouldn't be handed off & the Grand Jury would have ended
-Aaron Zelinsky, from Mueller's team, would take a position other than Special Assistant US Attorney in DC