Thread by @uk_domain_names

Boris Johnson's big plan for Brexit?
1. Dip into the Withdrawal Agreement (that EU say is set in stone) to pick and choose bits like a chocolate selection box
2. Reach a special new deal with the EU, before a no deal exit on 31 October, to allow GATT24.
bbc.com/news/uk-politi…

3. Solve the Irish border problem during the implementation period magically created by plucking that section out of the WA and getting the EU to sign it on its own.
4. Remain ambiguous about whether we pay the £39 billion or some other amount or not at all, and on timing.

5. Implement the plentiful technical solutions that BJ claims already exist for the Irish border.

But apart from that it's fairly sound.

My goodness! If you stood all Boris Johnson's Brexit unicorns on top of one another, they'd reach the Moon!

Oh, and he also claims he can use his powers of persuasion to get Parliament to sign off on a no deal Brexit if it comes to that. Not just ram it through as the default, but actually get official Parliamentary buy-in for crashing the UK out of the EU without a deal.

Surely even the most fanatical Boris Johnson boosters must now see that his "Brexit plans" are fever dream fantasies?

MPs aren't stupid (immoral, lazy, disinterested, overconfident etc., sure, but not out and out stupid) so they must see through him. If they still support him...