Thread by @iowahawkblog

I was way ahead of the curve on this one, glad to see the rest of the scientific community accept my hypotheses
zerohedge.com/news/2019-09-0…

I only regret that he wasn't on hand at the CNN Climate Town Hall to suggest this, just to watch all the candidates nod their heads in agreement and propose a bold new Department of Cannibalism

It's the 20-foot-long Jumbotron in the high tech illuminated government TV studio that gives it the Soylent Green chef's kiss

I hope "To Serve Man" has recipes for Swedish Scientist Meatballs and Activist Fondue

"mmm, try this one, it has a degree in Environmental Justice."

I really hate to break this to you, but Trump doesn't have to be sane to be re-elected, he just has to appear marginally less insane than the alternatives

The emerging top issue of 2020: whether we should nuke the hurricanes, or have a cannibal carbon feast to appease the Hurricane Gods