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Shoutout to Mary, the white woman in her 60s who flew from ATL to Madison next to me today. While sitting directly next to me she texted someone about me being “bigger than Roger.” I assume Roger is the tall, fat man she talked to after de-planing while pointing at me. 
Hey Madison, if Mary is your bitchass grandma, who ain’t so skinny herself, tell her to be more discreet with her #fatphobia next time. #FlyingWhileFat #TravelDayFromHell #ThankGodImHome
Mary harumph’ed every time I moved & my hip or shoulder touched her. She also insisted I open the window shade for her as she was in the middle seat. She also browsed a weight loss site after looking at me for a long time. Don’t be like Mary.
To be clear, this is a shitty zoomed in shot of the text where Mary says “I’m sitting next to somebody bigger than Roger” & the person responds “Free booze though.” This is because Mary has gotten a free upgrade to where o was seated.
Why did I take a picture of Mary texting? Because this is the third time I’ve had this happen, someone next to me on a plane texting about my body within my view, and I wanted to have evidence.
I ultimately decided to not confront her because I would look wild yelling at an elderly white woman, no matter how shitty she was behaving. So instead I’m just complaining on Twitter. Goodnight yall.
