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Anyone know what kind of anaconda this is ?
Asking do i safety release this dude back in the woods without worrying about anyone getting bit or do i call animal control?
I don’t wana thread on snek
Solved. Rat snake. Will safely and gently release him inside my trump supporter Neighbor’s mailbox
Just kidding. Taking snek to the woods away from humans
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Eventually the democrats will understand that everyday they sit around to “strategize” after something huge drops, they are giving trump, Barr and the rest of the swamp time to use the media to slowly normalize it, spin it and use it against them....

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My prediction:

Trump will Teflon this too because the democrats can not and will not show some aggressive nasty.
The democrats are trying to fight trump. Mistake. Trump is only as strong and as emboldened as the @gop is allowing him to and shielding him.

They have to take them down one by one. They are not.

At this point I see two term trump.
.. and imagine trump with ZERO re-election pressure.
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Dear @SpeakerPelosi ,

You were going to be a fuc**g hero if you were already in the process of impeaching this moron and this #Ukraine story dropped.

But... party seats...
Based in the revelations that will come out which we can already assume are going very swampy and criminal, you could have forced the Republicans in the senate to fold....

But 2020 seats.... protecting the clan and the money tit from the donors
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