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I don’t mean to generalise but all these boys named Femi, what kind of clay did God create your esophagus from?

I just got off the phone with one Whose call I haven’t picked in almost a year. Today, he calls me with an unknown number.
Femi: Where are you going? Who’re you chatting with on the phone that you’re pouting and smiling like that?

I look around me, I’m in traffic on Ozumba Mbadiwe.

Femi: I’m behind you.

I turn around,I see his car behind me.

Femi: Ahn ahn. Wo bo se fine. I swear this is destiny.
Me: [Smiling and shaking my head] What is destiny?

Femi: Seeing you in traffic now, it’s destiny, olohun.

Me: Your destiny is with your wife uncle, don’t stress me.

Femi: I create my own destiny. If I want my destiny to be with you, it will be with you. I’m following you o.
Truly, his car is tailing mine even as I turn into Oniru.

Me: Please don’t do that, don’t you have somewhere to be?

Femi: I have somewhere to be o, your heart, just lead me there. I can’t seem to find my way.

Ahhhhhhh. I disconnect the call.
All the FEMIS of the world, may God heal your oesophagus, it is filled with lies and lines.

God “safe” us.

#DANG
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