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#God says #PatRobertson's hateful derogation children is particularly disturbing to Him.
#God mentioned #PatRobertson's comments about impoverished children of #Appalachia and victims of #forcedabortion in #China.
#God doesn't watch television, but He knows the thoughts and intents of the human heart. #God said He had initially considered giving #PatRobertson an #analfissure after he belittled poor kids in Appalachia. Robertson ignorantly proclaimed on his #700Club:
"They just keep having babies. And you see a string of all these, you know, little ragamuffins"

That remark nearly bought #PatRobertson #analfissures, and certainly put him on #God's #naughty list.

"He just doesn't understand Me very well," #God explained, "I love children!"
#PatRobertson was already on #God's #shitlist for his coddling of statist #forceabortions in #CommunistChina.
"For nearly 2000 years, I've been pretty clear on this point: loving money can cause people to stray from faith," #God noted.
"In #PatRoberton's case, it was business dealings with a country that #forcedabortions on women. Seriously. As in, picked up by security forces, held down, and literally raped with #surgicalinstruments to #killtheirbabies," #God explained, wiping a tear from His cheek as he did.
He continued, "And what does #PatRobertson say of this cruel and murderous policy? He said, 'they've got 1.2 billion people, and they don't know what to do. If every family over there was allowed to have three or four children, the population would be completely unsustainable.'"
"That isn't all of it. He also said, 'I think that right now they're doing what they have to do.'"

#God continued, "Just doing what they have to do. Where have we heard that before? I mean, seriously, I'd be better off having #SoupySales as my #spokesperson than #Pat."
#God wouldn't reveal how much longer He will put up with #PatRobertson's insanity, his disregard for children, and his constant misrepresentations that He is, in any form, an approved #spokesman for Him.
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