If Obama spoke like Trump...
I am the first black president. The first black one. Ever. That is huge, so huge. Nobody ever did it before. They thought you couldn't do it and I did it. And I won bigly. I won so easily. I crushed my opponent like a bug. The polls closed and boom I won. So easily.
This guy, he was a big war hero. He had all these medals, I don't know if he got them legitimate, but he had these medals. And they said "sir, you cannot defeat him, he is a war hero and you are only a first term senator." And I said, I think I can beat him. And we won didnt we?
I won so many states, its like a record, a total record. So many states I won. I won Indiana. They - the fake news media - they said "A Democrat can not win Indiana." And then I won it. I'm looking at this guy, and I'm like "this is so easy." I never ran for president before.
Fake news, folks, fake news. They said "Senator Obama, there is a Bradley effect. The Bradley effect means because you are black the polls will be wrong." And I told them, the polls were right and election night, bing bong bing bing bing I'm winning states left and right.
Look at them look at them out there I have so many supporters. Grant Park is packed with supporters. And there are millions who want to come in who cannot get in. Oprah, even Oprah is here and she does not have a good seat. Hello Oprah, we love our Oprah.
(i watch too much of this horrible man)
