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Kent, Taylor: People died as a result of Trump’s pursuit of election-year propaganda fuel.

NBC: unless you’re saying this while wearing a neon ruffled shirt, we DGAF.

FOX: yawn. OMG LOL he’s drinking water while testifying for 5 solid hours.
Kent, Taylor: the fate of our nation and our children’s future hangs in the balance.

NBC: if you could just tell us this while making a sh*tty-looking cake in a ridiculously small amount of time, we’ll be able to pay attention.

FOX: same.
Taylor: [reads damning texts in a sonorous Cronkite voice]

NBC: But can he sledgehammer cabinets off a wall?

FOX: No, but we have it on good authority Jim Jordan does every single morning.

Narrator: At random people’s houses, uninvited.
Kent: we battled mobsters and the mobsters got pissed off.
NBC: say that again, but this time while slathering chalkboard paint onto the basement wall of the Brooklyn Air BnB you bought on a bus driver salary.

FOX: we’re bored by this, but not when President Casino calls in and treats us to 30 minutes of rambling word salad.
Meanwhile, at Reuters: Baptisms + Funerals Need More Glitter, Jazz Hands and Pasties.
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