Breaking: President also announces he will be going after Torchy's with his new Trump Taco Bowl chain
sad Little' leightweit Torchys is FAKE tacoes, I have the hiest IQ taco in a bowl 
Not sure what is the most meaningless waste of police time, Trump coming to Austin or the herd of Pavlov's protesters now Prius-ing their way to chant at Trump for coming to Austin
Is it just me, or does Trump-era politics seem like an improv comedy routine that got out of hand
Improv troupe: OK, shout out the name of a celebrity, a job, and a foreign country.
Audience: "Donald Trump!" "President of the US!" "Ukraine!"
*3 hours later*
Manager: Hello 911? Send police to The Chuckle Hut, a giant brawl has broken out
Audience: "Donald Trump!" "President of the US!" "Ukraine!"
*3 hours later*
Manager: Hello 911? Send police to The Chuckle Hut, a giant brawl has broken out
Attention Austin: I am organizing a reverse meta-meta-counter demonstration at Apple against Trump, the protesters, and the counter-protesters. We are going to point and laugh at everybody involved
Team Muntz ASSEMBLE
If @EvilMopacATX can gridlock this whole clown show, it deserves the Nobel Peace Prize
