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My son bought this gingerbread house cookie. That design... is it just me..? 😬
Update: My kid ate the cookie. He said it was delicious.
Further update: This is a damned popular tweet. 😃👍
I wish I'd taken more photos before my son ate it now, with it out of the packet. It had a chimney! As well as a clit.
When I took this photo he said, "Why are you photographing my cookie?"

I wanted to tell him because it looks like... but I just said, "Because it's so pretty!"

He was down with that.
I'm going to have to mute this tweet. One popular damn cookie. 😃👍
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Alan Baxter
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I just saw a guy with masculinity so fragile he got knocked down by car. Read on!

Coming out of the supermarket and there’s this guy. You know the kind, all bollocks and elbows. Walks like he’s carrying an imaginary piglet under each arm.
He looks over to this young woman and says, “Hey, baby!”

She just scowls and looks vaguely disgusted.

“What’s the matter, you don’t like men?” he asks.

“Sure I do,” she says. “Let me know if you see one.”

Lolz
He looks angry, so I make sure he sees me laughing. That way he knows I’m watching too. “Fucking lesbian!” he says, desperately hanging onto his internal narrative. Then he strides off through the car park, right in the middle of the road, like a sack of affronted boulders.
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Alan Baxter
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Let me tell you a story about Peter Mayhew who played Chewbacca, and who died today:
My brother had Muscular Dystrophy, which is a terrible muscle-wasting disease. He died at 18 (when I was 16). Not surprisingly, my parents were very active in fundraising for the MD Association.
One of the things my mum was very active with was organising celebrities to help out and raise the profile of charity events.
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