watch out crypto tax evaders - the IRS is coming for you with a mean new checkbox 
IRS BOARDROOM, WASH. DC
"Dammit, these blockchainers are still not reporting their gains! I want those gains on Schedule D NOW or it is going to cost you all your asses!! What do you agents have for me?"
"Dammit, these blockchainers are still not reporting their gains! I want those gains on Schedule D NOW or it is going to cost you all your asses!! What do you agents have for me?"
"Audit letters to Bentley purchasers under the age of 25?
"TERRIBLE these are just a bunch of Saudi and Chinese students studying abroad."
"TERRIBLE these are just a bunch of Saudi and Chinese students studying abroad."
"Subpoena Coinbase & Crypto Rocket for data?"
"GAGH we'll be tied up in court for a decade. There has to be something. You - in the back - what do you think?"
"Well... sir... what if we, you know, put a checkbox, you know, at the top of one of the tax forms maybe?"
"GAGH we'll be tied up in court for a decade. There has to be something. You - in the back - what do you think?"
"Well... sir... what if we, you know, put a checkbox, you know, at the top of one of the tax forms maybe?"
that intern was since promoted to Deputy Secretary of the Treasury, one Mnuchin away from Hamiltoning his way onto the new $11 bill during the fifth Trump administration
