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Yesterday: "The fact there are no witnesses to testify against the president proves these charges are a conspiracy against the president!"

Today: "The fact there ARE witnesses to testify against the president proves these charges are a conspiracy against the president!"
They all just don't care.

That's the whole defense, and it's immune to any damning fact.

They just don't care.
Either withhold the evidence and claim there is no evidence.

Or evidence gets out and the fact somebody squealed proves they're biased against the president—and (as any lawyer can tell you), evidence is inadmissible if the person providing it doesn't have 100% pure motives.
*counselor rises*

"Your honor, please the court ..."

*shuffles paper, clears throat*

"...we don't really give a shit about any of this. We got 54% of the jury. Defense rests, your honor. Now go get your shinebox."
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