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Someone get this to @tedcruz @SenTedCruz politico.com/news/2020/01/3…
@tedcruz @SenTedCruz Nancy Pelosi delayed impeachment to help Joe Biden by pulling Bernie off the campaign trail ahead of Iowa

And Joe Biden just completely blew up the Dems impeachment case

AHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHH

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Hahahaha @JaySekulow just rekt Schiff
Libs are too dumb to realize the only thing accomplished by impeachment is the public hearing the name Hunter Biden and the number 80,000 a month over and over again

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I'm at the dentist getting texts from god damn Foldi every god damn five minutes losing his mind
I am not god damn Beto leave me alone when I'm at the dentist god dammit
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