As kids, inspired by our village people, we ate his chicken
if while playing football our ball entered his compound, brethren it was Goodbye. Because are you a fool? You want to collect it?
The plan was simple and as before, duties had been shared amongst each of us who were part of the rendezvous.
Myself, Ibrahim, Efe and Progress.
Progress whose mother ran a frozen chicken business was responsible for chicken
Efe whose culinary skills birthed greatness was responsible for frying the chickens of whatever he did that made it wow!
Our rendezvous held once a month under different guises. This time it was drama rehearsal for Easter Sunday
That day there was an unusual amount of chicken and if I was using my head, that should have been the first red flag. But no! I didn’t notice
I remember clearly what I was doing when those heavy words fluttered out of Efe’s mouth and hung in the air. I just finished using toothpick to extract a stuck piece and was now sucking the marrow of a sinfully piquant chicken bone I had just cracked
Progress has finished my life
My imaginations took off its cloth, went to the market and ran wild. If memory served me well,
We dispersed,abandoning the remaining beer but not without regarding each other as if to etch in our minds our last human moment.
“Who effa is the one that tiff my shikin. Ah! You haff kee yourself by yourself”
He hurled more curses but at the point he talked about eating destiny, I zoned out....
But tell me. Why will destiny be so sweet. So juicy. Ah Efe how can you spice destiny like this
Later that morning, an urge, an uncontrollable desire to go to the toilet welled up on me. Just look at devil. After eating destiny now I want to defecate it
Worst of all, my output didn’t stink as should be the case with the good stuff. We all know the good stuff should stink so hard,
I went home, fearing each day, my stomach would swell and I would reach my second trimester
“ yes Progress I understand.I understand say you be very unfortunate animal. Wee you keep kwayet!”
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