Brethren
Issa thread
Wawu!
Amem?
Listen 2 me never under rate village people o. They can do and undo. And lord knows that This abroad something must be a do for me Abeg
Brethren I must note here that I thought I had arrived a party. My god!! come and see people in their Xmas clothes
I saw others who I knew were on the same flight with me lining up and na me go carry last? I joined them abeg.
Up next, time to wear seat belt. I mean I had seen it in movies. Cross it round and clip it
Then it was time for take off. Brethren I couldn’t shout
Me I pressed E again o, no show! Na wa o. The lady beside me, seeing me in distress pressed the E same way I was and using the same finger
I turned, smiled at her, that kind of smile when you know you’ve messed up, and told her thank you To which she replied “oui monsieur” is it not oui that wee kee you.mtcheww I was so pained ehn.
Oya screen has changed abi is to press and select movie
Hours later, someone tapped me and you won’t believe it..chai you won’t believe it
A dream within a dream
Oh wait! Don’t be angry I’m joking.
It wasn’t a dream. I was still on the flight.
Confirmed!
I remembered seeing a menu that contained the inflight meals and i stared at it again and I was lost. It was gibberish. No Eba and soup. There was rice but it either had one funny prefix or suffix. Wazzaldis
I realised that first they were serving tea or something. The air hostess rolled the meal platform to me.
Then they started serving food. I looked at the menu like lord open the eyes of my understanding
She then turned to me like sir what will you be having? Are you asking? My friend give me excellent choice too Abeg
Brethren brethren what I was seeing I was not understanding Abeg.
Blood of Obama what’s going on?
I didn’t know where to begin me wen sabi select food
She finished eating it and there was pure satisfaction etched on her face.
Ok na! I grabbed a mouthful of grass
But instead make food waste make belle tear.
I shoveled more grass in, helping it with juice.
I thought the storm was over but it was just brewing Cos few minutes to landing I heard a familiar rumble
It rumbled ever so loudly, that it was beginning to sound like turbulence.
The plan landed safely but I couldn’t spare a minute. I was off
Aheuwuwyysh with juice?
Or
Sheywuyaha with water?
Thanks and God bless
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Uncle Stephen