1) Roasting this? I'm roasting this. PEPPER THINE BUTTHOLE. I'M ROASTING THIS.
2) "The deadly violence in Gaza is the predictable result of multiple factors from both sides" Full stop. Protests were happening in Jerusalem and the West Bank too. IDF was present at all 3 locations. Hamas was only present at one. Death only happened at one. Gaza.
3) Funny times, a Democrat fearlessly saying 'both sides', yet when Trump says 'both sides' Democrats proclaim he's sympathizing with the KKK.
4) Difference here is, it is only one side that was at fault, the side who was OPENLY PLANNING ON FACEBOOK TO BREACH THE BORDER FENCE AND TO STAB AND KILL AS MANY ISRAELIS AS POSSIBLE YOU DOLT.
5) So by saying both sides, Leahu is openly sympathizing and trying to mitigate the fault that lay with Hamas, who are Iran-funded terrorists. Turnabout is fair play.
6) "and made worse by a White House that has destroyed hope of the US acting as an honest broker for peace in the forseeable future." FULL STOP.
7) Second full stop and we're only on the first sentence. That's an impressive amount of cranium-based posterior penetration.
8) Anywhoooo, first off, Palestine/Israel/the Holy Land ain't been right since the Palestinian revolt against the British in the 30's. Scratch that, since the Ottoman Empire. Scratch that, since Jesus got crucified there for suggesting maybe people should stop being dickheads.
9) Second off, Obama did NOTHING for the region and in all likelihood empowered Hamas indirectly by propping up the Iranian Mullahs, propagating the conflict.
10) Wanna know how bad Obama was as an ally? Israel had a plan to knock out the leader of the Quds Force, Iran's foreign legion of baby killing atrocity loving conscripts. OBAMA THEN WARNED IRAN ABOUT THE PLAN.
11) "The report says Israel was "on the verge" of assassinating Soleimani three years ago, near Damascus, but the United States [Obama] warned the Iranian leadership of the plan, revealing that Israel was closely tracking the Iranian general." haaretz.com/israel-news/u-…
12) What a peacemaker Obama was, really earning that Nobel Peace Prize on the graves of dead civilians. Good job. Thumbs up.
13) "The vast majority of inhabitants of Gaza are victims," ok with you so far, "abused by Hamas and confined by Israel" hold up hold up hold up
14) Gaza's population density is only slightly higher (27778 vs 27700) than New York City. The technology and urban planning exists that we COULD accomodate those people, except building supplies kept getting used by Hamas to make terrorist tunnels and bunkers.
15) "living in miserable conditions that breed resentment and hopelessness." No, that's called living in a state run by Democrats.
16) "There is little doubt that the leaders of Hamas have shamelessly encouraged the protests" so did Fatah in west bank. The difference: Hamas encouraged them to create a giant tire fire smoke smokescreen and to try to tear down the gate. Fatah didn't. Big difference.
17) Difference being, one was a military operation. The other was a protest. Guess which had the most deaths
18) "Many of them youths knowing - but not caring - there would be casualties." Ok, good, Hamas is the bad guys. Wait, you're still going? WHY? Israel is so careful each shot fired is catalogued in a damn excel spreadsheet.
19) "Shooting protesters, many of whom were reportedly unarmed or throwing rocks" and whom admitted on facebook they were bringing knives and guns to kill and kidnap Israelis with AND WERE CAUGHT ON CAMERA SHOOTING DOWN DRONES
20) Let me repeat. Shooting. Down drones. And not with arrows or slings, just to clarify. With rifles.
21) "which did not justify such a disproportionate response, is deplorable." Deplorable you say?
22) First off, Israelis are trained and requires by law to aim for the legs. Because they're specifically trying not to kill anyone.
23) 2nd off reportedly my ass, if you believed all reports you'd think Israelis were firing rifle bullets that magically turned into cannonballs midair. I'm not actually joking on that one. People seriously claim that about Israel, ignoring, you know, PHYSICS or HOW BULLETS WORK.
24) Third off, almost all of the dead are Hamas. Hamas itself admits it. Its like you have no idea what you're talking about. OH WAIT...
25) "It should be thoroughly investigated" We are. You won't like the results.
26) "and ayone desponsible, including those who gave the order, held accountable." Someone gave an order to kill Hamas terrorists. Oh wow the warped morality.
20) the rest is chestbeasing about sanctions and a law bamed after him. Nice
28) Tomorrow, I'll give him a thorough colonoscopy. It will be the nezt installment Of: better know a Democrat!
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Post-mortem addendum: we have discovered the exact point of alcohol consumption at which I should stop tweeting lmfao.
