When I was 8 a woman on the bus - to whom I'd said NOTHING - told me her husband was so selfish, "the cunt would peel an orange in his pocket".
So TWITTER - what's an artfully constructed diss you've heard once and never forgotten? (No 'cockwomble' or 'piss-trumpet' stuff plz).
So TWITTER - what's an artfully constructed diss you've heard once and never forgotten? (No 'cockwomble' or 'piss-trumpet' stuff plz).
As a follow-up to the above, my dear pal @Tron_athon told me his dad was known to say, of a miserly fellow, "if he found a plaster, he'd cut himself".
Oh, I've remembered another one; my aunt described a particularly amorous young man she had known growing up in Fermanagh; "He'd have got up on himself if he could turn quick enough"
