Thread by @HNIJohnMiller

1) YOU BEGGED FOR IT

YOU PLEADED FOR IT

SO HERE IT IS

BREAKING FUCKING NEWS FROM THE

CONSERVATIVE

UNDERGROUND

NEWS OF

TWITTER!!!!!

2) My source from the Banana News Network came in from the cold a few days ago with word of happenings soon. He was ragged, having been on the run for months after the last shitshow where I may have gotten him fired. He was given a warm blanket and a cup of diet coke

3) As has been hinted elsewhere, the FBI report on Kavanaugh finished last night. Word from my source came from September 30th, with an update yesterday that everything was on schedule to be revealed TODAY.

4) The FBI acquired emails showing the Dems on the @senjudiciary and the media working together to arrange the barrage of allegations against Kavanaugh specifically to circumvent the hearing process and cause maximum damage and delay to the confirmation vote.

5) Those emails are either going to end up getting leaked into the public eye or they'll be released as part of the statement on the investigation.

6) My source is vouching for the multiple reliable channels he got his information from. So, disclaimer, this is secondhand, but with Feinstein now saying she wants the FBI report kept private.... yeah.

7) Some minor speculation, it would APPEAR that the media was the ones who turned over the emails to the FBI, effectively throwing the Democrat politicians involved under the bus.

8) In all, its a smoking gun proving the Democrats were attempting to obstruct the investigation into Kavanaugh by the @senjudiciary.

9) Quoted from Grassley's letter recommending the indictment against the RI asshole, "It is illegal to make materially false, fictitious, or fraudulent statements to Congressional investigators. It is illegal to obstruct Committee investigations."

10) IF the FBI has the emails proving the Dems, Ford's lawyers, and the Media were working together to obstruct the hearings and investigations, well, that's a depth charge that will sink the Dems obstruction of the Kavanaugh confirmation.

11) IN ADDITION, apparently the Gofundmes of Ford have been linked to special interest groups that were funneling money to her. The FBI is, again according to the scuttlebutt I've heard, following the money, trying to trace the money right back to the Democrats.

12) In short, to quote my source, "This will be the biggest October FUCK YOU in history."

13) If this plays out, it will happen this afternoon. Again, the disclaimers, this is from my Banana News Network source, the information is secondhand, BUT I've seen this same information repeated independently elsewhere. So, I'm optimistic.

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