I woke up this morning to the news Australia was planning to "fast-track" the UK FTA.
This was news to me, as I'm not aware Australia has multiple "tracks" or that one of them is faster than others.
The US has a concept called "fast-track," but it's a legislative instrument to do with executive authority.
How do you get this headline from 'Sure, I'll sign something if you guys can negotiate it with us quickly, but you get it's going to be hard right?'
Yeah it is, except this is what people see when it's shared on social media:
google.com/amp/s/amp.ft.c…
An ERG Account will retweet these articles with some stirring words about Commonwealth solidarity and probably Dunkirk. It will be retweeted 5,000 times.
"Sir, what makes you think sunlit uplands await?"
"Why, the Financial Times, no fans of Leave (Etonian chortle), just reported the Australians have VOWED to FAST TRACK our FTA..."
- wild applause-
Now it's established wisdom and the discourse around trade and Brexit gets just managed to discover a new depth of dumbness in which to dwell.
I hope the extra clicks were worth it. /end