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Today in "Fucked Government Workflows" - adding a child to @SAHealth's Ambulance cover. It says I have to to make him covered.. well lets just go to the website... I hope there's no #DarkPatterns!
I know, I'll click the big fuckoff "Ambulance Cover" button that takes me to here saambulance.com.au/ProductsServic…
Nope, absolutely nothing on this page that tells me how to update my details, but it sure tells me I'm responsible for it and i get a *whole month* to tell them about a new kid. golly gee!

Maybe I'm looking in the wrong most obv place? How about "forms"? it's not on the FAQ page
AHH PAYDIRT, "Change to Ambulance Cover membership details" - that's GOTTA BE IT RIGHT?
WHAT THE BALLS IS THIS? change of address? *sigh* ok maybe there's some other options after I go through it
sa.gov.au/topics/rights-…
OH WAIT THERE ABSOLUTELY ISN'T, on the previous page it just asked for address details.
So my choices here are wait until monday and phone (I'm fucking working, I don't want to add more work for my wife) or email an insecure address like a schmuck telling them to update it, that I'm not sure if they'll even accept.
Guess who is getting an email today!
aaand post
Aaand email sent *dusts hands*
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