Thread by @garius

I have a new idea for a Twitch stream. Every Sunday a politician, policing or defence expert comes round my house. We talk about genuine uses for the British Military and effective ways of addressing crime and extremism.

We do this while painting Warhammer 40k Space Marines

So you'd get quality, genuine discussion from the likes of Jess Phillips, Stella Creasy. Maybe Nick Boles and even Amber Rudd - as she has CLEARLY stopped giving a shit about speaking out on stuff she knows is terrible.

Plus some real quality explanations on issues and solutions from a bunch of ACTUAL experts in things like conflict resolution, poverty, social care and policing.

All while the guest and I are doing an INEVITABLY TERRIBLE job of painting a Space Marine army.

Which would be entertaining enough in itself, but ALSO allows a final, special bonus at the end.

Because, at the end of the series, we take that whole, badly painted 40k army and present it to Gavin Williamson.

So that he stops trying to treat the ACTUAL British Military like his personal political plaything and can fuck off and play with his new toy army in peace, instead.