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David Burge
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I think the best punishment for these colleges is to make them change their names for 4 years.

USC : Inglewood Community College
Harvard : East Boston Vo-Tech
Yale : FSU-New Haven
Oddly, I haven't seen any of these rich parents paying bribes to get their kids into MIT or Cal Tech
correction

Harvard: Southern Southern New Hampshire U
Stanford: Santa Clara County GED Center
Georgetown: Flavortown
Texas: MoPac VoTech
Go Hoyas
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