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Tonight’s episode of: why are people on Twitter so damn weird?

Apparently, Chris Loesch (husband of beet juice saleswoman and murder industry shill Dina Loesch) retweeted something of mine earlier.

I’ve been less than kind to both of the Loesch’s...

1/
Apparently, this person... whoever they are... saw the RT.

They then replied to an unrelated message to tell me that this apparently means Loesch and I are friends...

Because that’s how Twitter works. You’re auto-friends with anyone who retweets you.

2/
Having pieced together that I must be secret buds with the dude whose wife I’ve hectored endlessly, Heretic naturally concluded I couldn’t be trusted...

...and blocked me...

...because someone else RTed me...

...because that makes sense.

3/
Why are people on Twitter so damn bizarre?

Like, seriously.

Just when I think I’ve seen it all, there’s some new act of weirdness.

Blocking someone because SOMEONE ELSE retweeted them.

Uh, okay. I don’t control that.

Cray-cray.

4/4
p.s. no one is more befuddled than me that Chris Loesch would RT something of mine after this...

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