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I find it refreshing that someone went to Mar a Lago and only tried to compromise the computers.
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News: “Chinese spy exploited security weakness at Mar a Lago.”
Jared Kushner: “That’s a lie! I wasn’t even there!”
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Jared Kushner: “That’s a lie! I wasn’t even there!”
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Aide: “Someone carrying a virus may have infected Mar a Lago, sir.”
Trump: “Damnit. Get Robert Kraft on the phone.”
Aide: “A computer virus, sir.”
Trump: “Oh, right.”
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Trump: “Damnit. Get Robert Kraft on the phone.”
Aide: “A computer virus, sir.”
Trump: “Oh, right.”
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Senate staffer: “A Chinese national tried to compromise the system at Mar a Lago, sir.”
Mitch McConnell: “LOL. You have to go through me for that. Must have been their first day.”
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Mitch McConnell: “LOL. You have to go through me for that. Must have been their first day.”
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Club Manager: (rushes into the Mar a Lago dining room) “I have an announcement. Someone trying to compromise the President got past security.”
Everyone: (Stops eating. Looks nervous.)
Manager: “But we caught them.”
Everyone: (Exhales, relieved. Resumes spying.)
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Everyone: (Stops eating. Looks nervous.)
Manager: “But we caught them.”
Everyone: (Exhales, relieved. Resumes spying.)
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Feel free to add your own. This numbskullery is too absurdly rich to pass up captioning.
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