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Things I "learned" from modern society ...

Circumcision is sanitation.
A white guy discovered America.
Bread is a major food group.
Humans fornicated from pond scum by accident.
Cheese pizza is a vegetable.
You can call the moon from the White House.
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Diet Coke makes you lose weight.
Inanimate metallic objects commit murder.
Foreign homicide is okay.
Vaccines are safe and effective.
A two-party system is legit.
There is no inflation.
Plant medicine is a felony.
Everything is racist.
There are magic bullets that turn.
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There's no reason to go to Antartica.
Fire melts steel.
Gravity is magic.
Chemtrails help the environment.
5G is as safe as water.
News is real.

There is much to unlearn.
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