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My friends - Welcome to the 2019 Johnson government, a collection of the worst people ever to be involved in politics, given a second life by our esteemed PM (as long as they support everything he says and does).

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Michael Gove - proved untrustworthy in the previous leadership contest by double-crossing a friend at the last minute - promoted in cabinet by the friend. 👇
Gavin Williamson - sacked for leaking national security information weeks ago - welcome back to cabinet 👇
Gavin Williamson - sacked for leaking national security information weeks ago - welcome back to cabinet.

Priti patel - advocate of the Death penalty, sacked for running personal foreign policy outside of government - welcome back to cabinet. 👇
Geoffrey Cox - requested by parliament to provide Brexit legal advice, refused, ignored a commons vote compelling him to do so, found in contempt of parliament, never punished for it - welcome back to cabinet. 👇
Dominic Cummings - Head of Vote Leave, was asked by parliament to provide information about fake news, refused, found in contempt of parliament - welcome to government. 👇
Dominic Raab - resigned as Brexit secretary because he couldn't accept the deal he had himself negotiated, didn't know Calais was a major port for UK imports - welcome back to cabinet. 👇
Jo Johnson - Resigned from government to advocate for a 2nd Referendum - happy to join a rock-hard No Deal cabinet led by his brother . Welcome back. 👇
Amber Rudd - Resigned/sacked from Home Office due to the Windrush scandal, constant opponent of No Deal until the formation of a rock-hard No Deal cabinet. Welcome back. 👇
Sajid Javid - Son of immigrants, supports an immigration policy which would have barred his own parents entry to the UK, Board member of Deutche Bank at the time of the global banking crisis - welcome to the Chancellor's post. 👇
Matt Hancock - Health Secretary, coined the phrase "Fuck Fuck Business" in response to Johnson's "Fuck Business", strong opponent of No Deal until recent days - remains in post in a rock hard No Deal cabinet. 👇
Liz Truss - MP whose most prominent act in recent years was the widespread hilarity caused by proclamations about cheese imports and Pork Markets - welcome to cabinet in the International Trade dept 👇
Grant Schapps - Resigned in disgrace as Tory Chairman when he ignored concerns over bullying and a Tory activist took his own life, carried out undeclared business as an MP by using a false identity - welcome back to cabinet. 👇
Esther McVey - Admitted lying to parliament about a report on Universal Credit, was forced to apologise. Later asked to apologise for deaths caused by the rollout of Universal Credit , refused. Welcome back to cabinet. 👇
Stephen Who - totally anonymous Brexit secretary who has achieved precisely zero in the post - remains in post. 👇
Jacob Rees-Mogg - Repeatedly called for parliament to be suspended to allow a policy which Commons disapproves of to be enacted against the Will of Parliament - Leader of the House of Commons.👇
All appointed by a known racist liar in order to keep him in a job and keep the rest of us distracted.

Welcome to the Cuntocracy. ✋
(As @VeeCee30 points out, I should have said Welcome to the #Cuntocracy.
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