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EAGER to stay ahead of the ramifications of their impending exit from the EU, the Gov of Great Britain have given the go-ahead for the erection for a 100 metre tall fan on the Cliffs Of Dover, ready for any shit that will fly over the channel from EU
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2/. ““It’s that old saying… when the shit comes, you better have a fan!” beamed Boris Johnson, breaking ground at the Dover site.
Brexitty innovation.
Brexitty innovation.
3/. Assembled journalists took a moment to correct Johnson, stressing that the adage suggested that one did not want to be anywhere near the location of a fan, should shit hit.
“Nonsense,” beamed Johnson, sporting a shovel with a Union Jack on it because of fucking course.
“Nonsense,” beamed Johnson, sporting a shovel with a Union Jack on it because of fucking course.
4/. Several sources were then sent for, to stress that should shit hit a massive fan in Dover, the resulting spread of shit would be cast far and wide across Britain, covering every square inch of the once-proud nation in shit; real, actual shit.
5/. “Excellent. Spirit of the blitz,” chuckled Boris, jabbing at the ground with the handle-end of the shovel.
Desperate to make the PM see sense as the BM approached, a congregation of thousands threw themselves at the feet of Johnson, begging him to reconsider.
Desperate to make the PM see sense as the BM approached, a congregation of thousands threw themselves at the feet of Johnson, begging him to reconsider.
6/. “More money for the NHS” smiled Johnson, seconds before a wall of faeces hit him and his country, like a slightly browner version of the video for Michael Jackson’s Earth Song.
