Thread by @atatimelikethis

#BorisJohnsonLies #LeaveOct31st #RemainerNow #Yellowhammer #Brexit #brexitmehole

So the Boris honeymoon must be over now that Leavers are hating on him as much as Remainers. So while you #BoycottWetherspoons
maybe you can find a someone from the other side and play a game

With Boris' mense horribilis barely out of the way, it got me thinking, these guys and gals are lasting less and less time

We used to ger 7-10 years out of a PM, now we're lucky if 10 months go by before they're up for grabs.

But hell that means we should already know...

Who's next, unless Rory has a sudden bout of leave love, or Jeremy gets a strategy, we are gonna be

STRAIGHT OUTTA PRIME MINISTERS

and that's the game that'll bring us together

We're going to build the biggest profile of Prime Ministers in history

To see what works.

Nah. Boring. None of them worked. But maybe you can have some fun, share with friends and talk to someone on the other team for the first time in 3 years as you both get sold out by THE PLAN.

You're going to need each other!

Let's get into it

Needs: powerpoint/google slides or equivalent.

Open a doc, add PMs
You have to know them enough to get emotional.

Unless you're a historian who's said for years that the Queen would never allow a coup (David), that means ones you grew up with. These are mine👇

Screen shot

Throw a table around them and mark top and bottom with Good, Neutral and Bad.

These are going to be how you felt about them going in to office and then out. Like this👇

Now the fun stuff starts. Summon up all your emotions and get scoring. At the star were you kinda angry already? Exited, threatened? Get scoring.

And then at the end. Did they do well (😂) worst or disaster? like this:

[Didnt fit for Boris, my game, my rules]

Ok now they need naming. Try to find a word that describes the score. So if they start off badly but finish on a high, it might be, "unique".
Try to name similar profiles similarly. It'll help with comparisons

Or not. Up to you👇

Final step. Green for entry, red for exit, picture editor of your choice, draw a lifeline.

And there you go. Now you're ready to spend hours NOT in #BoycottWetherspoons discussing how the PMs did.

What's the important factor to get to the magic at least as long as Brown?

When your friends have thrown you out of the pub for talking normal politics instead of throwing traitor tropes at the other side, head home, get into Twitter and find someone nice in the opposition.

Coz if a few million of you don't do that soon we're fooked.
No really👇

The game's a bit of fun. The request not.

Our war is a distraction

Some of the richest, sociopath, predatory bastards in the UK, have persuaded people to vote for rampant globalisation.

Something EVERYONE in 2016 wanted to avoid. Just ask Dominc

https://twitter.com/atatimelikethis/status/1171432547533766658?s=19

#BritishIndependence

The people selling this have left out one tiny little detail.

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trade_bloc

You see there are no independent countries anymore, at least not in that sense. Everyone is in a trade bloc. Which means when Jacob was talking about vassal state...

...it was a con; a promise not a warning. We have 4 choices.

1. Vassal of EU
2. Vassal of US
3. Vassal of China
4. Seat at the EU.

Steve's GATT inspired WTO jape is bull. There aren't and won't be "independent" British trading rules. UK is not a bloc.
He just hasn't told you.

Attempt a recovery. Yes! Trade blocs is true, but together we can defeat the corrupt bureaucrats in Geneva and smash the global trade blocks stealing our sovereignty!

Sound familiar?

Once bitten.

Is there a Prime minister who would never have let this happen?
Find them again