Yes, even you, AWS employees. Look around at other service teams.
I can't top that joke.
But there's still a shitty one. Consider fixing it please.
Three years, three employees, and a media platform later, I'm still waiting. Send help.
Easy. Your own resume.
I'm still waiting on a Cease & Desist, because Amazon Legal is still waiting on a CloudFront distribution update.
This pattern is not recommended for a happy marriage.
The part they don't tell you is that they were all confiscated from employees who didn't realize what "NDA" meant.
"Pay them extortionately?"
"We're very frugal."
"Call them 'AWS Community Heroes?'"
"Make something up and ship it."
"Won't people see through it?"
"AWS Managed Blockchain suggests otherwise."
"A meaningful customer base?"
"Because I know that your threat to kill my dog is a bluff."
"Windows Licensing comes to Cloud."
"IBM has a cloud?!"
"I'm as puzzled as you, I'm just reading off the notecard here."
Draw your own conclusions.
Of course not, they'd call the police unless you called it "Amazon Macie."