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Satirical threads like this seek to make apparent just how absurd Trump sounds to anyone who knows anything about US history or politics. But such an approach has zero impact on MAGA-land. So I've tried to devise a parallel example--a press conference by a Trumpian NFL Commish.
Imagine, Trump supporting NFL fan, if you turned on your television and heard the NFL Commish saying these words. "Too many teams are taking punts on 5th down. From now on, linebackers can't stand in front of the punterback, & if you punt you can only have 14 guys on the field."
If an NFL fan heard the Commissioner of the NFL speaking those words they would yell at their TV "Who is this idiot? He has no idea what he's talking about? How on earth did he get this job, and when can we replace him with someone who understands how this works?"

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