Trump at a hypothetical 2016 campaign rally:
“If I am elected, I will fight to finally end Obamacare, and I will fail.
I will pull our troops out of Syria without consulting anyone first, leaving our regional allies to be slaughtered. I will personally bring back ISIS”
“If I am elected, I will fight to finally end Obamacare, and I will fail.
I will pull our troops out of Syria without consulting anyone first, leaving our regional allies to be slaughtered. I will personally bring back ISIS”
“I will engage China in a tariff war, and lose bigly. I will screw over so many American farmers and then spend billions to cover it up.
Speaking over cover-ups, I will hire an Attorney General who will squash the Mueller investigation....and bury any legal obstacles for me”
Speaking over cover-ups, I will hire an Attorney General who will squash the Mueller investigation....and bury any legal obstacles for me”
“I will play so much golf, you’d think I was retired. Speaking of retirement, you can’t believe how many Republicans in Congress will retire under my leadership. By the way, I’ll start a Constitutional crisis by refusing to recognize the legislative branch’s oversight authority”
“My campaign manager, national security advisor, and personal attorney will all go to jail. I’ll enlist foreign countries to interfere in this election. And I’ll do it again for 2020. I’ll separate children from their parents to try and stymie immigration. “
“Oh yeah, I won’t get Mexico to pay for the wall, I’ll siphon finds from the military to build it. And even then I won’t get it built. I will embolden hate crime and white supremacists. I will relentlessly vilify the press as the enemy of the people.“
“I’ll put an end to press briefings. Actually, I’ll stop filling a lot of posts because I’ll declare myself the chosen one, a stable genius, who can do everyone’s jobs in government. I will blow up the national debt for a tax cut that will benefit almost exclusively rich people.”
“I’ll do everything in my power to halt our efforts to improve the environment. Pretty much the entire global community will despise me, except for Putin and Kim. They’ll play me like a fiddle though. I’ll shut down the federal government for a long while, and get nothing for it”
“I’ll go to war against our intelligence community. Whatever it takes to keep me out of trouble. I’ll ride out the statute of limitations for my crimes by making myself president for the rest of my life. And I’ll do it all on Twitter, by myself.”
“I’ll smear everyone in my way, and then do the same things I attacked them for myself, but worse. I’ll go to war with anyone who isn’t loyal to me, and Fox News will coordinate with my administration to blame the Democrats for everything. And I’ll lie to you about everything”.
“So vote for me. Because once I’m in power, nobody in the Republican Party will have enough courage to stop me from making America a corrupt dictatorship. Oh yeah, I’ll send us into a recession before my first term is over on my policies alone.”
