Senator Dent Condemns Reports That President Trump Has No Clothes
Senator Tad Dent expressed disappointment that the mainstream liberal media would air claims that President Donald Trump paraded nude through the streets of Washington, D.C.
Senator Tad Dent expressed disappointment that the mainstream liberal media would air claims that President Donald Trump paraded nude through the streets of Washington, D.C.
"The president is not nude," Dent said in a statement, "It is clear to everyone watching that his suit is made out of an advanced polymer that merely gives the appearance of the president's nudity."
Dent blamed Democrats and other "deep state" sympathizers for the lurid claim.
Dent blamed Democrats and other "deep state" sympathizers for the lurid claim.
"The president is wearing clothes. We can see it, the people with MAGA hats can see it, and we reject the news media's attempts to besmirch this magnificent clothes-wearing leader.
Attached to this press release, Dent sent out photos taken of Trump wearing what he said was "obviously a suit and not just his naked sin." He noted, "I'm not in some cult."
