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BREAKING: The EVIL government set up a fake university just to capture innocent immigrants looking to better their lives and that evil Orange Dictator Trump...

Wait, I’m being told it was Obama. Scratch that story, please. I’m sure our god-king Obama was only doing what was best
I’m so sorry for the confusion. For now on I’ll start checking dates before reporting on corruption.

I will now step away from Twitter while I take some time to reflect on my sins. Again, I’m ever so sorry.
I hop my comrades in the media will see my honest mistake and be willing to accept me back into the fold.

It’s time to get back to real stories, like how Republicans wronged Katie Hill and Avenatti’s Presidential campaign and avoiding questions about ABC protecting pedophiles.
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Like you’ve ever shut up.

I bet you wish you could’ve been quiet when you were stupidly planning to go against the will of the people you were sworn to serve.
Pretty sure nobody’s shocked the Daily Beast would give a traitor a platform.

She’s fixing to become the media’s darling in 3...2.....
Molly Jong-Fast wrote this garbage piece while her head was up her own butthole evidently. She tried to make that home wrecker both the victim and hero.

“It’s not just that Lisa Page may never be safe as long as Trump is President*. It’s that we won’t be safe, either.” 🙄
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The Dank Knight 🦇
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I’ve never met a Frank that I liked.
In my defense, we’ve never methttps://twitter.com/frankthetank918/status/1201297686164467714?s=21
See what I mean? Franks are too easily offended.
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Yeah, I’m calling bull crap.

Every other human with half a brain cell also agrees with me.
Remember, kids, if you don’t let your friend win at hide-and-seek they may become an “austere religious scholar”

You’ve been warned.
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