Thread by @unseen1_unseen

Democrat debate tonight at 8:00pm. Looks like there will be seven clowns on stage tonight. For how ever long I can stand it, I'll be watching it.

The clowns are

Old Communist guy
Mini Mike/Mikey
Pocahontas
Salad lady
Sleepy creepy Joe/corn pop's bud
Daddy Climatebucks
Buttman/Obama's clone

It will be interesting to see if the old Communist guy can keep those young whippersnappers off his yard and if mini Mike has a box.

According to the "polls" Biden is leading in SC with Bernie in second and Daddy Climatebucks in third place.

Biden really needs to do well in this primary or it's pretty much over for him. Mini Mike while not running in primary needs a strong debate or it's pretty much over.

Old Communist guy is in the strongest position and as long as he doesn't self destruct tonight he should be fine. Buttman still has an outside chance of being a contender if all the stars align. Salad lady, Pocahontas and Daddy Climatebucks are "dead clowns walking"

Body language. Mini Mike looks very uncomfortable and has separated himself with personal space...dare I say a personal bubble?...The picture just looks weird. Six people kind of close and mini Mike way out there on the end, like that kid you always picked last for your team.

Mini Mike is also the shortest person on the stage but I'm not sure if salad lady has heels on.

The debate is on CBS, I would provide a link but I'm not sure if that's wise. I don't want to subject you all to the pain ... Oh well what the hell...you have been warned...

And here we go......can you taste the excitement? No? Me either.

CBS playing a monologue about how great the Dem party is...oh God give me strength.....

And the seven clowns get out of their clown car and take the stage....I'm not responsible for any autocorrect mistakes ...fair warning...

Old Communist guy has center position...the old rich white billionaires have the ends.

First question on unemployment

Best unemployment rate in 50 years...

Bernie says economy is doing good for billionaires like mini Mike...but it sucks for everyone 🙄🙄🙄🤔

Mini Mike comes out saying Putin, Russia Russia russia wants Bernie so Trump will win....🙄🙄🙄

Old Communist guy yells for Putin to get the hell off his yard.

Pocahontas says Bernie is winning because he is a progressive and she would be better progressive than old Communist

Pocahontas attacking old Communist guy...😏😏😏 Blue on blue fighting.

Buttman says Russia wants chaos and Bernie vs Trump would bring the chaos...🙄🙄🙄🤕🤕

Russia Russia russia.

Buttman says orange man is bad. Shocking. I know ...bit he went there..🙄🙄🙄

Daddy Climatebucks says don't let government touch my money let's tax everyone instead. ..😉

Creepy Joe brings up Brady bill and Sanders voted against it...and thus 9 people died in a church ..so let's talk about progressive....it's getting things done.

Old Communist guy yells something about billionaires...attacks buttman about his donors.

Buttman says he won't get off Bernie's yard because he isn't funded by billionaires....(that's a lie btw). Buttman asks for donations 🙄🙄

Creepy Joe say he works like the 😈...lol...

Asks biden if he will drop out if he doesn't win SC....creepy Joe says he will win....

Mini Mike asked about stop and frisk....he says he is sorry ...😏😏😏

Mini Mike says says he has a lot of black officials ......says he was the mayor for 12 years of big city🙄🙄🙄

Buttman says mini Mike's policy stop and frisk was racist ... Obama's clone explains they are all white on stage ..stating the obvious.....

Mini Mike says his white privilege helped hi have an easier time.

Salad lady saying something about MLK...wants destiny and child care, min wage,. Voting rights. ..word salad from salad lady. 🤕🤕

Pocahontas says mini mike is the most risky candidate.

Says Bloomberg funded sen. Graham and tons of other republican senators. Including her opponent. Says the core of the Dem will never trust mini Mike ...and thus the riskiest candidate

Mini Mike says he has been training for the job since 9/11. 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄

Pocahontas says this is personal for her ...brings up being pregnant and losing her job....and then mini Mike telling his employees to "kill it"

Mini Mike says he never said that....

Pocahontas scalping mini Mike again with his own NDAs....

Mini Mike ask about his jokes....says it was "probably" wrong to make sexist jokes .

Says he released the three woman and his company will not use NDAs anymore. And says he is moving on..😂😂

Buttman says if mini Mike is nominated we will be discussing this all year. .

Old Communist guy asked about paying for Medicare for all.

He says it will lower healthcare costs by a lot.

Creepy Joe has his hand up

Salad lady says the math doesn't add up....😏😏
Like any of these clowns know math😏😏🤕

Salad lady is going on about something.....

Now they all want to do math...😏😏😏

Old Communist guy yells you want math? Get the hell off my yard...I'll show you math.....😂😂😂

😂😂😂😂 Math...math.... Daddy Climatebucks says this is a big risk...he doesn't want to talk about math ..😂😂😂

I really have no idea what they are saying ....the math confused me....oh wait....buttman says 🍊 man is bad...bringing the zombies in the crowd awake......creepy Joe talks about his friend that died....yep and joe lost me again.

Biden tells I think daddy Climatebucks to shut up 😏😏😏

Daddy Climatebucks jumpsinto the fray.

It's a madhouse. ..a complete madhouse ...salad lady tries to restore calm....with orange man bad...it doesn't work..

Salad lady says she is a better senator than Pocahontas and old Communist guy...and it matters.

Mini Mike joins the rest and talks about all the money he spent ...it's his Dem house bought it......says we can't afford this garbage......says Bernie will lost to Trump

Bernie says the only people that support mini Mike are billionaires.....old Communist guy says he beats Trump in the polls now get the hell off his yard ...mini Mike says....Bernie can't win.... Pocahontas tags in....starts talking about her wealth tax...🙄🙄🙄🙄

And it's break time.....round 3 up next..

It's was a blistering first 45 mins. The zombies in the audience were stunned with talk of math, mini Mike made a short attempt to put his past behind him... Pocahontas is protecting old Communist guy...salad lady is about ready to get her comb out and cut them all....b

And we are back to the sideshow

Next question Brings up gun control

Let's see who is the biggest gun grabber.

Creepy Joe says he is the biggest gun grabber ...

Pocahontas says no she is....and she will get rid of filibuster to do it

Old Communist guy says no he is the biggest gun grabber. And Joe has voted for terrible trade deals...says he has a D- from NRA..

Communist guy says it was a bad vote when he voted to not go after gun manufacturer

Mini Mike says no he is the biggest gun grabber.

Salad lady says no she is the biggest grabber...

Biden says he wrote that bill...salad lady says no he didn't calls.for a fact check.. 😂😂😂😂

Salad lady "Hurt my uncle dick in the deer stands....loll"

Buttman attacks Communist guy and says no he is the biggest gun grabber asks Bernie how he will have a revolution if he doesn't support getting rid of filibuster.

Old Communist guy says the rest might be big gun grabbers but I'm the biggest of them all.

Daddy Climatebucks says wait a minute I'm a gun grabber too.

Calls for term limits to make sure we can take the guns.

Not sure what he is doing on the stage....is he high?

Next ? About education....asked about charter schools ..

Mini Mike says he might support charter schools...(he just lost the NEA) vote.

Says he improves the schools in NYC

Pocahontas says woe there pony soldiers. Only public education for her.

Old Communist guy says we will have high quality universal childcare triple funding for title one schools, make public Universities free and min teacher pay is $60,000/year.

Buttman says his husband is a teacher and he should be paid more. Says we can't make teachers armed. 🙄

Pocahontas says wait I want free college too....

Next question affordable housing

Salad lady says she has a policy about that..🙄🙄

Fix Section eight backlog
Incentives to build affordable housing.

Housing deserts🙄🙄

Warren says we need racial housing justice. Stop redlining like mini Mike did....

Mini Mike says he was against redlining.....acts tough...it's sad when a little man acts tough....

Next question...about wage injustice

Creepy Joe says he extended voting rights act...he got rid of redlining.....and he would go after gentrification....he is just sprouting stuff about racism. Says he won't be quiet anymore so get the hell off his yard. ..

Daddy Climatebucks says he wants reparations for slavery to stop the wage injustice.

It's a free for all...buttman says he is for that too....

Next question. Rural areas are poor and have no healthcare🙄🙄

They really think if you don't live in a city you are a poor hick. 🙄

Salad lady sneaks in comprehensive immigration reform when talking about rural area healthcare...WTF???

All us poor folk out in The hinderlands need more government help....😏😏😏

Old Communist guy says we gave rural communities 11 billion in Obamacare with $2 billion in debt forgivness if they go to the rural area. Says Medicare for all will take care of us Hicks too....

Mini Mike asked about big gulps says he will use science to take your soda.

Mini Mike says 🍊 man is bad on China virus.

Sleepy joe says something about NIH being the next internet and he will invest in health issues.

Next ? Legalize pot.

Salad lady says yeah let's do it and Sanders can do it like all of us. maybe not on day one .

These questions are stupid ..
Salad lady talking about not enforcing drug laws.

Mini Mike is not for legalizing pot.
Says scientist aren't there yet.

Mini Mike is running for the nomination in the wrong party.

Says pot hurts boys minds....

Communist guy says he will end war on drugs. Especially pot. And he will expunge their records and will have minorities sell it instead of evil white companies..m🙄🙄🙄

Thank God another break.

Oh crap we are back.....🤕🤕🤕

Next question. National security.

Pocahontas do you want to bring back all troops on just combat troops.

Pocahontas doesn't want to go on the warpath.

But she wants to keep scouts out in the wilds and she will use all of the shaman tools available....

Mini Mike says he won't pull troops out. It would be irresponsible....he is in the wrong party....says Trump rebuild the military and is doing a good job.

Buttman says 🍊 man is bad and he would pull troops back and use Intel agencies....🙄🙄🙄🙄...

🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄

Moderator trying to get control....Biden is pissed about being left out.

Next question about China virus...will you close the borders to Americans that have been expose

Salad lady says 🍊 man is bad and go to cdc.gov because this is serious and above politics after attacking Trump 🙄🙄

Creepy Joe asked say he solved Ebola from getting to USA🙄🙄🙄

Asked what he would do to stop China virus...he would restore the funding.....says he would tell China let us in...🙄🙄🙄

Old Communist guy says Trump is a genius self describe and says virus will end in Apr.🙄🙄

Old Communist guy just making shit up. About Trump. 😏😏

Mini Mike asked about Communist China. He downplays his previous statement says Xi isn't a dictator but we have to deal with him....🙄🙄🙄 mini Mike would Sell out our souls to China.

Creepy Joe acts tough on China but he says they need to be involved. 🙄🙄 He won't allow China firms to build our infrastructure.

Pocahontas says we need to see tax returns mini Mike hasn't done that so we can't trust him on China.

Mini Mike says he released his tax returns as mayor.

Daddy Climatebucks says he released his tax returns for last 10 years. Says we can't solve virus or climate change by ourselves....we need the world ...... globalism is good damn it.🙄🙄🙄

Old Communist guy asked about his like of communism. Says he said what Obama said about Cuba .. says mini mike doesn't know anything about Communist ...blames America for overthrowing governments.

Creepy Joe said Obama didn't embrace Castro.

Old Communist guy says...

He condemns authoritarian gov all over the place....

Obama clone says it's 2020 not 19859 or 1960.....

Old Communist guy yells get the hell off my yard buttman....asks if Medicare is a radical idea.....buttman is getting destroyed.

Salad lady says can't we all get along....Cuban people like us and we need to open up Cuba.....salad lady failing big time.

Old Communist guy yells at salad lady to get the hell off his yard ..he can bring the people to the ballot box. And that's how we will beat Trump.

Next question. Biden asked if he would cyberattsck Russia if they mess with our elections ..creepy Joe says they already are and 🍊 man is Putin's puppet.

And he will be putting sanctions in Russia now ...

And we are back to Russia Russia Russia

Daddy Climatebucks says that's why we have to impeach Trump because Trump had a press conference with Putin...🙄🙄🙄🙄

Old Communist guy asked about Israel capital and jews

He says he will consider it. Says he is Jewish but says the PM of Israel is a racist bit have to reach out to Palestinians.

Mini Mike says he won't move embassy back. Two state solution. Says they have been fighting forever

Pocahontas admits she has no idea what to do with middle east. We just can be a middle man. Wiffs on capital question.

Salad lady asked about NK...says she would meet with NK bit not like Trump did it. Lies about missiles still be fired.

Salad lady says 🍊 man bad.

Creepy Joe says he won't talk with a thug. He would have China deal with it......Asks why he is stopping no one else stops ....creepy Joe would have had us in six wars so far.

Next question about Syria

Buttman says he stands with the people being attacked.....he would get us back into Syria.....buttman goes off on old Communist guy. Talks about Medicare for all being a radical idea ..🙄🙄

What would Pocahontas do...work with allies...not go on warpath. L🙄🙄ser

Yes another break....

I hoping we are near the end. So far salad lady and buttman are the biggest l🤕sers with mini Mike being at the wrong party's debate and creepy Joe fighting off lying dog faced pony sokdiers. Pocahontas having a bad night too. Old Communist guy keeping his yard clean.

Final part of debate.

? What's you biggest motto and misconception.

Daddy Climatebucks...he isn't all about money and he does what is right ..

Salad lady says biggest misconception is she is boring (that's not a misconception) her motto sorry missed it. Politics is about

....making life better. or something like that....

Creepy Joe's motto he does what he says ...misconception...I have more hair then I think I do.

Old Communist guys.... misconception his ideas are radical...they aren't.. he says.
Motto everything is impossible until it happens

Pocahontas
Misconception she doesn't eat...she eats all the time. She is a fighter.

Motrin she quotes scripture. She said it too fast for me to type.

Buttman biggest misconception is he is not passionate....he says he is unflappable because he is passionate 🙄🙄

Motto....treat others how we want to be treated......scopes scripture...

Mini Mike... misconception that he is six feet tall

Motto he is going to do something when. He gets the job....🙄🙄🙄

Another break.....yes thank you Lord.

And we are back......oh...it's over ...they fooled us to watch a crappy commerical...those bastards.

Winner of debate Trump
Second place old Communist guy

Losers buttman and salad lady.

Mini Mike did better than last time but still failed.

Pocahontas can in close to last

Daddy Climatebucks was a potted plant. He was there and added to the scenery bit had no impact.

Creepy Joe was somewhere else in his mind tonight but still did better than buttman and salad lady.

I'll end the thread here. As always thanks for following. Hope you all enjoyed it.