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Amazingly for a regime that PUNISHES free speech and has banned Twitter itself, the comrades in China seem particularly 'sensitive' to twitter hashtags such as #ChinaVirus, #ChineseVirus, #ChinaLiedPeopleDied, #MadeInChinaVirus, #WuhanCoronaVirus, #ChinaCoronaVirus etc.
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The 'counter attack' to preserve 'face' by the minions of Xi 'Winnie The Pooh' Jinping is led by none other than his own Ghafoora who recently returned from a stint in Terroristan.
But then, he is hardly doing any good to the cause.
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However, given the way this #ChineseGhafoora goes about his business, one cannot help but wonder if he is suitable to be even a clerk in the foreign ministry, let alone their spokesperson!
Or maybe he is deliberately sabotaging Shri Xi? 🤔
#MadeInChinaVirus
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Predictably, the great #ChineseGhafoora has unleashed an army of newly created twitted handles to 'rebut' whenever they see an 'unapproved' hashtag being used by someone, such as #MadeInChinaVirus, #WuhanCoronaVirus, #ChinaCoronaVirus, #ChineseVirus, #ChinaVirus etc!
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However,what is the most moronic part about this entire enterprise by #ChineseGhafoora is the fact that it is so bloody apparent where these handles come from!
Atleast the original Ghafoora had genuine Terroristani handles fawning over him and ready to do 'anything' he said!
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But then, what to say of a country which is not only afraid of free speech that a platform like Twitter may give to its citizens, but also afraid of what others say on that very platform!
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Result - Awkward and often hilarious 'rebuttals' from hastily created accounts that have zero followers and hardly a few dozen tweets, mostly entirely as replies to all and sundry using hashtags such as #MadeInChinaVirus, #WuhanCoronaVirus, #ChinaCoronaVirus, #ChineseVirus etc!
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Not very professional, or even smart of #ChineseGhafoora, I must say.
I do wonder, however, what feedback must he be giving to his superiors as he goes about literally sabotaging their own positions!
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What about the dozen or so newly minted Chinese handles that have engaged with me on behalf of #ChineseGhafoora, you asked?
Well, my opinion about how much their opinion matters is, ironically, similar to the opinion of #ChineseGhafoora!
(You may read the above sentence again!)
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Yup, they don't deserve my time except for when I decide to share a screenshot of my list of blocked accounts!
How very Chinese of me, right?
😁
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In the end, all that I'll say to #ChineseGhafoora is this:
#ChinaLiedPeopleDied
#ChinaVirus
#ChineseVirus
#WuhanCoronaVirus
#ChinaCoronaVirus
#ChinaMustPay

Bring on the bots, comrade!
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Finally, I'll leave here this screenshot of the suggestions twitter flthriws my way when I start typing China!
Cheers!
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