Alright! #HarryPotter and the #OrderOfThePhoenix #HarryPotterLiveTweet PART FIVE. Hitting play!
Also, lots of people have been asking to send me stuff like a scarf, etc. Someone even drew me as a wizard! If you want to send something, send it to PO Box 17244, Salem, OR 97305
Also, lots of people have been asking to send me stuff like a scarf, etc. Someone even drew me as a wizard! If you want to send something, send it to PO Box 17244, Salem, OR 97305
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Wait what? Nah he ain't expelled bitch there's like 12 more movies.
I'd be devastated though.
Wait what? Nah he ain't expelled bitch there's like 12 more movies.
I'd be devastated though.
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I'm not enjoying the moving building because its giving me a really weird anxiety and I can't explain it haha
I'm not enjoying the moving building because its giving me a really weird anxiety and I can't explain it haha
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So does Voldie actually have an agenda? Or is he just fucking killing for fun?
So does Voldie actually have an agenda? Or is he just fucking killing for fun?
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Denying Voldie is back is about as effective as abstinence-only education: do nothing, hope it works, but you're still gonna get fucked.
Denying Voldie is back is about as effective as abstinence-only education: do nothing, hope it works, but you're still gonna get fucked.
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Harry would have to call him Uncle Sirius because Uncle Black doesn't sound appropriate.
Harry would have to call him Uncle Sirius because Uncle Black doesn't sound appropriate.
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I'm going to get me one of those ties in a couple paydays. Maybe a scarf. #RavenclawPride #CawCawMotherfucker
I'm going to get me one of those ties in a couple paydays. Maybe a scarf. #RavenclawPride #CawCawMotherfucker
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Her vibe screams "that one bitchy substitute teacher with an inferiority complex"
Her vibe screams "that one bitchy substitute teacher with an inferiority complex"
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"There is nothing out there, deer!"
Then uhhh why you teaching a class called DEFENSE AGAINST THE DARK FUCKING ARTS
"There is nothing out there, deer!"
Then uhhh why you teaching a class called DEFENSE AGAINST THE DARK FUCKING ARTS
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Did she just say they were doing lines?
Might change my opinion on her oh he's just writing stuff. Nevermind.
Did she just say they were doing lines?
Might change my opinion on her oh he's just writing stuff. Nevermind.
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Those ginger twins are enterprising as fuck. I want to fund their shenanigans.
Those ginger twins are enterprising as fuck. I want to fund their shenanigans.
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"Winter is definitely on the way"
Well that was a missed opportunity right there.
"Winter is definitely on the way"
Well that was a missed opportunity right there.
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Listing off his resume sounds pretty cool
Killed bigass snake ✅
Deer nuked a million ghosts ✅
Fought Voldie and lived ✅
Burned a man to death with bare hands ✅
Listing off his resume sounds pretty cool
Killed bigass snake ✅
Deer nuked a million ghosts ✅
Fought Voldie and lived ✅
Burned a man to death with bare hands ✅
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So if this takes place in the early 90's I want to hear someone like Longbottom jamming out to some Nirvana.
Or a smash cut montage of these kids learning to fight to "Come as you are"
So if this takes place in the early 90's I want to hear someone like Longbottom jamming out to some Nirvana.
Or a smash cut montage of these kids learning to fight to "Come as you are"
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GET YOU SOME HARRY.
GET SOME OF THAT PRACTICE GIRL IN BEFORE YOU MARRY YOUR TRUE LOVE BUBBLES.
GET YOU SOME HARRY.
GET SOME OF THAT PRACTICE GIRL IN BEFORE YOU MARRY YOUR TRUE LOVE BUBBLES.
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"Are you that bad at kissing, Harry?"
"I'M SURE HE WAS THE ABSOLUTE BEST AND THAT HE HAD JUST THE RIGHT AMOUNT OF TONGUE AND PULLED HER WAIST CLOSE AND WAS JUST WET ENOUGH DID IT GET WARM IN HERE CAN SOMEONE OPEN A FUCKING WINDOW"
Dial down, Hermione.
"Are you that bad at kissing, Harry?"
"I'M SURE HE WAS THE ABSOLUTE BEST AND THAT HE HAD JUST THE RIGHT AMOUNT OF TONGUE AND PULLED HER WAIST CLOSE AND WAS JUST WET ENOUGH DID IT GET WARM IN HERE CAN SOMEONE OPEN A FUCKING WINDOW"
Dial down, Hermione.
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Snape: giving kids from the 90's weird BDSM fetishes by just how he talks.
Someone, somewhere, has called Snape "daddy."
Snape: giving kids from the 90's weird BDSM fetishes by just how he talks.
Someone, somewhere, has called Snape "daddy."
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"What if I'm becoming bad?"
We've all wondered that, Harry. Every single one of us.
Except the bad guys.
"What if I'm becoming bad?"
We've all wondered that, Harry. Every single one of us.
Except the bad guys.
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Hagrid's back?
Hagrid's back?!
HAAAAAGRIIIIID!
Wait, get away from my beautiful man, you rotten pink piece of shit.
Hagrid's back?
Hagrid's back?!
HAAAAAGRIIIIID!
Wait, get away from my beautiful man, you rotten pink piece of shit.
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Pfff haha yeah right. Dumbledore in Azkaban. He'd get super ripped and be running the place in a week
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT. THAT WAS COOL.
Pfff haha yeah right. Dumbledore in Azkaban. He'd get super ripped and be running the place in a week
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT. THAT WAS COOL.
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Gee, Dolores, why not just slap "Arbeit Macht Frei" over the entrance and drop any doubt?
Gee, Dolores, why not just slap "Arbeit Macht Frei" over the entrance and drop any doubt?
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Anyone else have "Crystal Ball" by Styx stuck in their
WOAH WHO THE FUCK IS THAT
Anyone else have "Crystal Ball" by Styx stuck in their
WOAH WHO THE FUCK IS THAT
