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#RussiaVsCroatia going to penalties.....
Putin is looking into Croatia's next elections and how he can help.
uh oh
HAHAHAHA
PSA for #Croatia:

Please turn off your internet for the next few years.

You are welcome

~~Immi

#RussiaVsCroatia
Seriously #Croatia

UNPLUG YOUR INTERNET. TURN IT OFF.

Turn it back on 2022

Putin is coming.
Croatia's internet tonight
Immi Factoid:

#Croatia has better pizza than Italy

end of immi factoid.
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The mother of all immigration threads with Verifiable facts covering:
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Unauthorized Immigrant Total Dips to Lowest Level in a Decade
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The Stupident & @PressSec keep repeating that we stop 50 terrorists a week crossing the border ilegally. It is horse 🐴 💩.

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45 Days Of @ElvisCostello: a twitter megathread in anticipation of the Oct 12 release date of LOOK NOW, the new LP by Elvis Costello & The Imposters

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