I ONLY HIRED YOU BECAUSE YOU SAID NICE THINGS ABOUT ME 
SPACE FORCE
ARE YOU TAPING ME TOO YOU LITTLE SHIT
I’M ATTACKING PEOPLE TO DISTRACT FROM MY INCOMPETENCE AND CORRUPTION
I DO WHAT RUSSIA SAYS BECAUSE THEY SAW ME PEE-PEE
I’M AFRAID OF RECORDING DEVICES AND ANYONE WHO IS DIFFERENT FROM ME
I’LL MAKE YOU WHITE HOUSE COUNSEL IF YOU CAN KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT
CAN YOU EXPLAIN MCCARTHYISM TO ME
ARE YOU GOING TO PRISON TOO
I HARDLY KNEW MICHAEL COHEN AND PAUL MANAFORT AND OMAROSA AND MICHAEL FLYNN AND RICK GATES AND SCOTT PRUITT AND GEORGE PAPADOPOLOUS AND
AND STEVE BANNON AND TOM PRICE AND HOPE HICKS AND DON JUNIOR AND SEBASTIAN GORKA AND
AND CHRIS COLLINS AND DUNCAN HUNTER AND THAT LITTLE SHIT JARED AND REX TILLERSON AND
DO YOU THINK I CAN GET IMMUNITY IF I TESTIFY AGAINST MYSELF
I’M SENDING MELANIA TO AFRICA SO SHE CAN’T TESTIFY AGAINST ME
IT WAS ALL ERIC’S IDEA
I THINK STEPHEN MILLER IS PLANNING TO EAT ME
BESIDES ALL THE CRIMES I’VE DONE NOTHING WRONG
I AM HENRY THE 8TH I AM HENRY THE 8TH I AM I AM
HUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNGGGGHHHHRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGHHHLLLLLLLLLL
I HAVE UNTREATED SYPHILIS LIKE AL CAPONE
WERE YOU GRANTED IMMUNITY TOO
IS MAR-A-LAGO A NON-EXTRADITION COUNTRY
ABRAHAM LINCOLN’S GHOST KEEPS FLIPPING ME OFF
MELANIA KEEPS PUTTING BEES IN MY TOILET
I HAVE VIDEO OF ALAN DERSHOWITZ KILLING A HOBO
I SAW RUDY ARGUING WITH A BUST OF TEDDY ROOSEVELT
I’M PRESIDENT NOW SO I’M PARDONING MYSELF FROM YOUR CHILD SUPPORT
A HORSE IS A HORSE OF COURSE OF COURSE
I HAVE NEVER EXPERIENCED THE LOVE OF ANOTHER
I THINK ERIC WAS A CHANGELING BABY
DOES CHLAMYDIA MAKE YOUR HANDS SHRINK
WILL YOU BE MY TRADING PARTNER
CAN I COME TO YOUR FUNERAL
A GIRL WAS MEAN TO ME DURING COLORING TIME
CONTINUOUS MINI-STROKES ARE A SIGN OF VIRILITY
FAKE MOWS
WILL YOU BE MY FRIEND FOR $15 AN HOUR
I HAVE A RIDDLE FOR YOU ONE OF US ALWAYS LIES AND ONE OF US ALWAYS TELLS THE TRUTH AND YOU’RE THE LIAR
I’LL HOLD MY OWN FUNERAL WITH BLACKJACK AND HOOKERS
DID YOU WRITE THAT OP-ED YOU GRASS-CUTTING BASTARD
I SHOULD HAVE NEVER MADE YOU A SENIOR ADMINISTRATION OFFICIAL
WHAT DOES BOB WOODWARD KNOW ABOUT PRESIDENTIAL CRIMES ANYWAY
