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Kyle @HNIJohnMiller
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1) I hate you.

Point in fact, I despise you.

ARE YOU INCAPABLE OF FUCKING THINKING FOR YOURSELF.

IT DIDNT FUCKING HAPPEN YOU DOUGHY ASS DOTARD.

ITS A BULLSHIT STORY FROM THE TURKS.
2) The Apple Watch is a piece of shit that doesn’t use cell phone signals, meaning it requires a) bluetooth or b) wifi. For the wifi, if it was to autoconnect, it requires a known wifi network.
3) “But wah iffid happen sumwhere else HURRRRR SNORRRRRRRT”

Sure. Someone else with a KNOWN WIFI SIGNAL FOR THE APPLE WATCH
4) Whats the NEXT Turkish story? The saudis chopped him up, carried him out in duffle bags, took him back to his girlfriend’s apartment, stitched him back up, tortured him, and then said, “oh dear he had an apple watch, fiddlesticks!“
5) “Well chums, let’s use the fingerprint scanner THE APPLE WATCH DOESNT HAVE and delete some random shit!”
6) The story is fucking dumb. The person who made the story up owns neither an apple watch or an iphone as is perfectly fucking apparent. And everyone who gives this even a modicum of benefit of the doubt is fucking retarded, proving Erdogans dipshit thug brigade right

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